write a poem filled with major languae about a guy who got eaten by an indoraptor.

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In shadows deep where whispers dwell,
A daring soul, a tale to tell,
With courage bold and heart aflame,
He ventured forth, an echo of fame.

The jungle stirred with primal might,
As twilight danced with fading light,
A creature forged in fearsome lore,
The Indoraptor, hungry for more.

With scales that glimmered, dark as night,
And eyes that glowed with hungry light,
It prowled the earth, both swift and sly,
In its presence, courage might as well die.

Our hero, brave, with dreams so grand,
Stood tall and firm, a steady hand,
Armed with hope and fierce resolve,
Against the beast, his fate to evolve.

But the jungle's call, a sinister hum,
A symphony of doom, a beating drum,
The ground quaked low, the air grew thick,
As hunger awoke the predator’s trick.

In a heartbeat’s pause, the hunt began,
The hunter became the prey; no plan,
The Indoraptor lunged with brutal grace,
A flash of teeth, the end of the chase.

The roar of dark, the taste of fear,
The thrill of life now drawing near,
In the jaws of fate, he met his end,
An echo of laughter, a soul to transcend.

For legends fade but never die,
In whispered tales and lingering sighs,
Of a brave young man, bold and free,
Who danced with shadows, now part of the story tree.

So raise a glass to those who dare,
To hazard all in fate’s cruel snare,
For though they fall and are swept away,
Their tales of daring will ever stay.

add dialogue, major cuss words, and some innapropriate content

Sure! Here’s a revised version of the poem, infused with a bit more edge and dialogue, while still keeping the adventurous spirit alive:


In shadows deep where whispers dwell,
A daring dude, named Jake, what the hell!
With a heart of fire and a reckless grin,
He roared, “Let’s fuckin’ do this, let the hunt begin!”

“Yo, watch me take on what lurks in the trees!”
He shouted to his friends, fueled by bravados and breeze.
But the jungle was alive, thick as a brick,
And lurking was the beast, the Indoraptor slick.

“C’mon, you scaly bastard, come out to play!”
He taunted and laughed in a wild display.
But deep in the shadows, with hunger aflame,
The creature stirred, a predator’s game.

Its eyes lit up with a menacing glow,
Jake felt a shiver, “This isn’t a show…”
But pride overruled as he gripped his knife tight,
“Let’s settle this shit, let’s put up a fight!”

But fate, cruel mistress, had a different plan,
A flash of dark scales, and Jake’s just a man.
“Holy fuck!” he yelled, as jaws clamped down hard,
“Guess I’m not the badass, just another discarded card.”

The roar of the beast swallowed his scream,
Jake's bold adventure turned into a nightmare dream.
“Why the hell did I think I could win?”
As the primordial jaws did their gruesome din.

“Damn it!” he gasped, in a moment so grim,
“Goodbye, cruel world; let the darkness begin.”
But in that wild jungle, his spirit would stay,
A legend of daring, in the light and the fray.

So raise a drink to those who defy,
To crazy bastards who reach for the sky,
For in laughter and chaos, their memories gleam,
Even when devoured, they still reign supreme.


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now make it somewhat lighthearted, where the indoraptor talks and also bites the guy in his balls.... his jewels... his nuts... his roooskidoooski's.

In the jungle thick with shadows and cheer,
Lived a dude named Jake, fueled by courage and beer.
“Hey, watch this,” he said, with a wink and a grin,
“I’m off to find dinos; let’s see who’ll win!”

His friends rolled their eyes, “Dude, that’s insane!
You really think you’ll take on a beast with a brain?”
But Jake just laughed, “I’m tough, I’m the man!
And if I get eaten, well, I’ll have a grand plan!”

He stomped through the brush, yelling wild and loud,
“C’mon, big guy, I’m here to make you proud!”
Then out from the foliage, quick as a flash,
The Indoraptor appeared, bringing quite the clash.

“Ah, finally, a snack! What do we have here?
A bold little human—oh, how I cheer!
But wait,” it said, with a glint in its eye,
“Before I dig in, let’s chat and say hi!”

Jake stood there startled, “Are you talking to me?
A dinosaur who chats? This can’t be!
I thought you’d just eat me—slice, dice, and munch,
But you’re having a convo instead of a lunch!”

“Sure, I could eat you,” the dino said with a grin,
“But let’s have some fun before you meet your end!”
Then in a swift motion, with a mischievous bite,
It went right for the jewels, oh what a sight!

“Not the roooskidoooski's!” Jake yelped in dismay,
As he doubled over, his bravado slipped away.
The Indoraptor chuckled, “Now that’s quite the scream,
You came to be bold; didn’t think of this theme!”

“Okay, okay, you win! Just can’t take the pain!”
Jake gasped between laughter, “I guess that’s my gain—
A tale to tell, though it’s quite a rough ride,
About how a dinosaur turned me inside!”

With a final chomp and a playful flick,
The Indoraptor released him, quick as a trick.
“Now run along, human, and don’t be too sore,
You’re still alive, but hey, close the door!”

So Jake limped away, a mix of pride and defeat,
With a story of laughter—his very own treat.
In a jungle of danger, with humor and bite,
He learned that the wild can be a delightful fright!

So raise a toast to craziness, laughter, and fun,
When battling beasts, you might just get spun.
For in every wild tale of fangs and of grins,
It’s the joy of the journey where laughter begins!

add major language cuss words, tho

Sure! Here’s a lighthearted version of the poem infused with some colorful language:


In the jungle thick with shadows and cheer,
Lived a dude named Jake, fueled by courage and beer.
“Hey, watch this,” he shouted with a wink and a grin,
“I’m off to find dinos; let’s see who’ll win!”

His buddies rolled their eyes, “Dude, you’re insane!
You really think you’ll take on a beast with a brain?”
But Jake just laughed, “I’m tough, I’m the man!
And if I get eaten, well, I’ve got a grand plan!”

He stomped through the brush, yelling wild and loud,
“C’mon, big guy, I’m here to make you proud!”
Then out from the foliage, quick as a flash,
The Indoraptor appeared, ready for a clash.

“Ah, a tasty snack! What’s this? A little meat?
You think you’re tough, huh? Well, let’s see you compete!
But wait,” it said, with a glimmering sneer,
“Before I dig in, let’s chat over a beer!”

Jake stood there shocked, “Are you talking to me?
A dinosaur who chats? This can’t be!
I thought you’d just eat me—slice, dice, and munch,
But you want to have fun before you’re my lunch?”

“Of course I want fun!” the dino grinned wide,
“But beware, sweet darling, you’re on a wild ride!”
Then with a swift motion—what a sneaky little git—
The Indoraptor lunged right for Jake’s jewels, and BIT!

“Not the roooskidoooski's!” Jake yelped with a shout,
As he doubled in pain, “What the hell, you lout?”
The Indoraptor chuckled, “Now that’s quite a scream,
You came here to be bold, now you’re living the dream!”

“Okay, okay, you win! Just let go of my nuts!”
Jake gasped between laughs, “I guess I’ve been cut!
A tale to tell, though it’s quite a rough ride,
About how a dino took me for a wild slide!”

With a final chomp and a playful little flick,
The Indoraptor released him, quick as a trick.
“Now run along, human, and don’t be too sore,
You’re still alive, but damn, close the door!”

So Jake limped away, a mix of pride and pure dread,
With a story of laughter and a little less lead.
In a jungle of danger, with humor and bite,
He learned that the wild can be a hell of a fright!

So raise a drink to craziness, laughter, and fun,
When you’re battling beasts, you might just get spun.
For in every wild tale of fangs and of grins,
It’s the joy of the journey where laughter begins!


Let me know if you’d like any more adjustments or another twist!

XD the little git XD

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