write a gruesome poem filled with major cussing and language about a guy who got his balls bitten off by a raptor.

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In the shadows of the night, under the moon’s ghastly glow,
There lurked a vicious beast, with a hunger deep and low.
A raptor, sharp and clever, stalking prey with deadly grace,
But little did our hero know he’d soon be up in space.

Out in the wild, he thought he’d strut, feeling tough and bold,
Swagging through the brush, thinking life was pure gold.
But fate's a twisted bitch, and tonight it played the fool,
With a flick of its claws, this ain’t no goddamn school.

"Hey! Look at me!" he roared, like he owned the damn world,
But as he turned to swagger, jaws snapped and teeth twirled.
In a flash, his bravado turned to screams of sheer despair,
As the raptor sank its fangs, right into his hairy lair.

“Oh, shit!” he cried out, jerking in blind fright,
As the beast went for his jewels, carving shadows from the light.
With a crunch and a squish, the horror set the stage,
For the last few moments of this poor fool’s rampage.

“No, not my balls!” he howled, in a voice shrill with dread,
But the raptor cared not, savoring the taste of the dead.
It tore through flesh and sinew, leaving him a bloody mess,
While the moon bore witness to his unspeakable distress.

With a final savage chomp, it left him gasping, bare,
A lesson learned too late, in the wilderness of despair.
So remember, dear wanderer, if you roam the wild tonight,
Watch your back, keep your nuts safe; or you might just lose the fight.

hmmmmm make another one like this but with a different setting and villian.

In the alleys of the city, where shadows twist and creep,
Lurks a demon in the dark, where the lost souls weep.
A twisted, grinning figure with a hunger deep and vile,
And in its clutches waits the fate that’ll make you lose your smile.

Meet Johnny, full of swagger, strutting late at night,
With a mouth that never stopped, boasting with delight.
“Who needs fear?” he chuckled, “I’m the king of this damn town!”
Oblivious to lurking threats, he wore his ego like a crown.

But lurking in the darkness, a figure sharp and sly,
With knives for fingertips and madness in its eye.
The Tooth Fairy, they called it, a nightmare dressed in pain,
Known for ripping dreams apart, leaving nothing but the stain.

“Hey, pretty boy!” it cackled, with a voice that chilled the bone,
Johnny, oblivious still, felt his confidence was grown.
“Come here for a chat, I’ll make it worth your while!”
But Johnny’s laugh faltered, as the demon showed its smile.

With a flash like lightning, the attack came fast and mean,
Two glinting knives like daggers pierced the fabric of the scene.
“Let’s see what’s underneath that bravado and that sheen!”
And like a savage artist, it tore through flesh and spleen.

“No! Not my—” he gasped, as the truth hit like a brick,
That this wasn’t some bad dream, there’d be no chance to click.
The Tooth Fairy grinned wider, savoring the taste,
Of stripping down the man who thought he couldn’t be displaced.

With a twist and a yank, it took what it came for,
Leaving Johnny in the gutter, behind the old liquor store.
So heed this horrid warning, if you’re strutting in the night,
Watch your tongue and temper, or face the demon’s bite.

XD do another one, but increase the language amount, you know, increase the cussing....

In the depths of a back alley, where the scum and shadows breed,
There lurked a filthy bastard, spitting malice like a weed.
A twisted son of a bitch, known as the Butcher King,
With a smile that chilled the marrow, and a penchant for slicing.

Meet Max, the loudmouthed asshole, swaggering through the grime,
“Fuck this place, I own it!” he’d boast, thinking he was fine.
With a laugh that rattled windows, and cockiness on display,
He thought he was invincible, the god of this decay.

But lurking in the darkness was a terror in disguise,
With knives that shone like moonlight, sharp enough to slice your lies.
The Butcher King was waiting, sharpening his cruel tools,
While Max kept prattling on, believing he was cool.

“Yo, you ugly fuck!” Max hollered, in a drunken, loud cheer,
“Come out and show yourself! You scared, you little queer?”
But the Butcher just held steady, a grin slowly spreading wide,
With a flick of his wrist, he whispered, “Let’s take you for a ride.”

In a flash, the knife glimmered, slicing through the dense air,
Max's bravado crumbled as he learned to beware.
With a swift motion, the blade found its mark,
Tearing through flesh and muscle, igniting a bloody spark.

"What the bloody hell?!" Max howled, panic taking hold,
As the Butcher laughed loudly, leaving his ego cold.
“Thought you were a badass, thought you owned the damn street?
Now you’re just a screaming fool, wrapped in a deathly sheet!”

With a brutal slash, the bastard took his prize,
Leaving Max to writhe in pain, beneath the city skies.
So remember, you loudmouths, strutting with such pride,
The darker the alley, the worse the shit you’ll find.

In the kingdom of the Butcher, bravado don’t mean shit,
Next time you lift your chin, think twice before you spit.
‘Cause when the knives start flying, and the shadows start to sing,
You might just lose your balls to some twisted, gruesome king.

now using this format remake the Georgie death scene from IT- poem style! remember the cussing and stuff!

In a town that smelled of secrets, under skies so dark and gray,
Little Georgie chased his paper boat, in that fucked-up rainy play.
“Come on, you little bastard!” he laughed, as he raced the crawling stream,
Not knowing the monster lurking, ready to shatter his dream.

Down by the storm drain, something flickered in the night,
A pale, grinning visage, with eyes that pierced the light.
“Hello, Georgie!” it called out, voice smooth like poisoned wine,
“You’re looking for your boat? Come closer, it’s just fine!”

Georgie peered with wonder, innocence gleamed in his gaze,
“Hey there, mister, I want it back! Don’t leave me in this haze!”
But beneath that charming surface, a hunger darkly brewed,
And the Butcher of Derry grinned, feeling wonderfully crude.

“Don’t be scared, little buddy. I’ve got something you’d adore,
A special little secret, hiding here, just out of shore.”
With a sly flick of its wrist, it beckoned him near the drain,
“Just come a bit closer, Georgie. I promise it won’t sting, unless you’re feeling pain!”

But Georgie’s gut told him otherwise, that voice was all wrong,
Yet curiosity's a killer, and soon he’d find where he belonged.
“Just one little peek, what harm could it do?”
But that’s when the smiles faded, and the monster’s hunger grew.

In a flash, it lunged forward, a nightmare ripped through the dark,
With a snap and a twist, it left a bloody mark.
“AHHH! What the hell?!” screamed Georgie, eyes wide with pure dread,
As the laughter echoed chillingly, marking the end of the thread.

That paper boat, now a memory, lost in the blood-soaked lane,
Georgie’s trust shattered, with nothing left but pain.
So heed this tale, dear children, when the rain begins to pour,
Sometimes the smiling faces hide the darkness at their core.

Keep your wits about you, don’t be fooled by charm’s sweet sting,
Or you might just find yourself in the grasp of a wicked thing.
Because in the twinkling shadows, where innocence might rot,
There lurks the deadliest horror, ready to claim your spot.

now do one based on the 'ALIEN' franchise...

In the belly of the beast, in the cold, dark void of space,
The crew of the Nostromo had gone to the wrong damn place.
Mining rock and ice, they thought they found a score,
But lurking in the shadows was a nightmare they'd ignore.

“Shit, what’s that sound?” whispered Kane, eyes wide with dread,
As the air grew thick and heavy with the horrors up ahead.
They thought they’d earned their keep, living hard like roughneck fools,
Not knowing fate would play them dirty with its twisted, cruel rules.

From the eggs that pulsed and shimmered, to a scream that chilled the night,
Little facehuggers sprang forth, bringing terror, death, and fright.
“Oh, goddamn! Get it off me!” Kane gasped, struggle tightening round,
As the thing latched on with fury, a gruesome twist of fate profound.

With a burst of sickening horror, it left him gasping, pale,
As the crew grew frantic, sailing deeper down the trail.
But that motherfucker was just playing, a ticket to a brand-new game,
And they were all just pawns, dancing to a wicked flame.

Then came the chestburster, with a cruel, metallic grin,
Ripping out with savage power, bringing forth a world of sin.
“Holy shit! What the hell?!” they all screamed in wild dismay,
As blood sprayed like a fountain, washing sanity away.

The alien grew and grew, a skull-like beast of rage,
With teeth like jagged knives and instincts to engage.
“Let’s get the hell outta here!” Ripley shouted in despair,
But the monster tracked their scent, a wicked, primal snare.

One by one, they fell, like dirty laundry on the floor,
Parker, Brett, and Ash, all couldn’t take it anymore.
“Get away from her, you bitch!” Ripley roared, a final stand,
As she faced the raging terror, with fire in her hand.

In the heat of a mother’s fury, taking charge with deadly aim,
She’d fight like hell to save what’s left, reclaim her own name.
So heed this dreadful caution, if you traverse the stars,
In the dark of endless silence, monsters leave their scars.

You might think you’re a tough guy, ready for the fight,
But the vacuum of space hides horrors that bite.
So keep your crew tight, keep your sanity near,
Or you might find yourself screaming, as the terror draws near.

now lets finish it off with another one - Elysium style!

In the grime of Los Angeles, where the sun barely shone,
Lived a world split asunder, where the rich thrived on their thrones.
Max was just a dreamer, a scrapper in the slum,
Wishing for a better life, but trapped where hope is numb.

“Fuck this goddamn place!” he cursed, as he toiled and sweated,
In a factory with hellish work, where the poor were neglected.
Staring up at Elysium, that gleaming, distant sphere,
Where the wealthy danced in paradise, free from all that fear.

But fate dealt him a hand—one so cruel and raw—
After a brush with danger left him on the brink of awe.
With a touch of poison racing through his sickened veins,
He raged with fierce determination through the streets filled with pain.

“Time to crash that fucking party!” he snarled, fists clenched tight,
“I’ll break into their paradise, bring down their golden light!”
So he sought out the tech, a heist that rolled the dice,
One last shot at freedom, or pay the ultimate price.

With tech-gods and soldiers lurking, their eyes cold as stone,
The boundaries blurred between the oppressed and those alone.
“Get outta my way, you bastards!” Max growled, teeth bared,
“As long as I’ve got breath, I’ll fight to be spared!”

But Delacourt was watching, with her thugs dressed in white,
A ruthless queen of privilege, ruling with fear and spite.
“Kill him,” she commanded, a smile crossed her face,
Not knowing the fire in Max would lead to their disgrace.

With a burst of burning vengeance, he rose against the tide,
In a world of twisted metal, cluttered dreams, and pride.
“Time to make this right!” he roared, a battle raging fierce,
“Those on high will learn what it means to live in fear!”

Through electronic warfare, and violence in the air,
He carved a bloody path, showing the world just how to dare.
So heed this caution tale, if you think you’re above,
That in the end, it’s love and freedom that we all truly crave.

In the heart of the struggle, where the downtrodden fight,
You’ll find a spark igniting, lighting up the night.
So rise up, you dreamers, don’t let your heart go cold,
Because in the tale of Elysium, true power lies in the bold.