In the dark of the night, when the shadows creep,
There lurked a damn thing that’d make you weep.
A facehugger, slick with a hunger so vile,
Came creeping for Vinnie, with a terrible smile.
“Hey, fucker!” he shouted, “You think that you're slick?
I’ll smash you to pieces, you ugly little prick!”
But the beast just grinned, all spindly and lean,
With limbs that were coated in a sickly sheen.
It sprang like a bullet, all teeth and all slime,
“Gonna give you a hug, buddy, it’s face-hugging time!”
Vinnie went pale, his bravado now lost,
As the creature wrapped tight, no matter the cost.
“Oh hell, what the fuck?” he cried in despair,
As the thing clamped down with its putrid sweet care.
“Get off me, you bastard! You think you’re so tough?
You won’t be laughing when I’ve had enough!”
But the facehugger snickered, a grip like a vice,
“You wanted a hug? Well, I’m something like nice!
Let’s make it real cozy; let’s form a connection,
In this dark little hell, you’ll find your perfection.”
With a squeeze and a squirm, it took in its fill,
Vinnie’s cries echoed, now blood-curdling shrill.
“Someone help me, you assholes! Wake up from this dream!”
But nobody heard him, not a soul, not a scream.
“Now meet your demise, you sad little fool,
I’m the queen of your nightmares, you’ve played by my rule.
You thought you were badass, a tough guy tonight,
But now you’re just dinner, a feast for my bite.”
As his mind slipped away and his vision turned black,
Vinnie cursed at the world, “Man, fuck this whole act!”
But it was too late now, the end was in sight,
Facehugged and forgotten, lost deep in the night.
So remember dear folks, when you’re being a cock,
The creatures in shadows might just take a stock.
A facehugger’s embrace? It ain’t all that sweet,
Just a gruesome reminder that life’s full of heat.
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