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Funny squidword jokes

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Answered by GPT-4o mini
Sure! Here are some squid-themed jokes for a good laugh:

1. What did the squid say to the octopus on its birthday?
- "I hope you have a tentacly good time!"

2. Why did the squid always get invited to parties?
- Because he knew how to make a splash!

3. What did the squid do when it won an award?
- It gave a tentacly speech!

4. How do squids respond to bad news?
- They just ink it over!

5. Why don't squids ever get lost?
- Because they always follow their gut feeling!

6. What’s a squid’s favorite instrument?
- The squidrums!

7. How do you tell if a squid is lying?
- You can see right through its ink!

8. Why did the squid break up with the fish?
- Because it found someone more "cuttle"!

Hope these made you chuckle!
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