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Funny animal jokes
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Sure! Here are some funny animal jokes for you:
1. **Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?**
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
2. **What do you call a bear with no teeth?**
A gummy bear!
3. **Why did the chicken join a band?**
Because it had the drumsticks!
4. **What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?**
Frostbite!
5. **Why did the cow go to outer space?**
To see the moooon!
6. **Why don't scientists trust atoms?**
Because they make up everything! (Okay, that one's not about animals, but it's still funny!)
7. **What do you call an alligator in a vest?**
An investi-gator!
8. **Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?**
Because it was well-armed!
9. **What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?**
Sofishticated!
10. **Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo?**
Because it wanted to pack its trunk!
Hope these made you smile!
1. **Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?**
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
2. **What do you call a bear with no teeth?**
A gummy bear!
3. **Why did the chicken join a band?**
Because it had the drumsticks!
4. **What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?**
Frostbite!
5. **Why did the cow go to outer space?**
To see the moooon!
6. **Why don't scientists trust atoms?**
Because they make up everything! (Okay, that one's not about animals, but it's still funny!)
7. **What do you call an alligator in a vest?**
An investi-gator!
8. **Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?**
Because it was well-armed!
9. **What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?**
Sofishticated!
10. **Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo?**
Because it wanted to pack its trunk!
Hope these made you smile!
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