Asked by Didibae
Funny riddles, jokes and insult that makes somebody to pee on their pants
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Sure! Here are some funny riddles, jokes, and light-hearted insults to get a chuckle or two (but hopefully not too embarrassing):
### Riddles:
1. **What has keys but can’t open locks?**
- A piano!
2. **What gets wetter as it dries?**
- A towel!
3. **Why did the scarecrow win an award?**
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
### Jokes:
1. **Why don’t scientists trust atoms?**
- Because they make up everything!
2. **What do you call fake spaghetti?**
- An impasta!
3. **Why did the bicycle fall over?**
- Because it was two-tired!
### Light-hearted Insults:
1. **I’d explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.**
2. **You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day!**
3. **If you were any more dense, we’d have to start putting you in a lab!**
Remember, humor can be subjective, and it’s always best to gauge the audience to ensure everyone has a good laugh without anyone feeling offended! Enjoy!
### Riddles:
1. **What has keys but can’t open locks?**
- A piano!
2. **What gets wetter as it dries?**
- A towel!
3. **Why did the scarecrow win an award?**
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
### Jokes:
1. **Why don’t scientists trust atoms?**
- Because they make up everything!
2. **What do you call fake spaghetti?**
- An impasta!
3. **Why did the bicycle fall over?**
- Because it was two-tired!
### Light-hearted Insults:
1. **I’d explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.**
2. **You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day!**
3. **If you were any more dense, we’d have to start putting you in a lab!**
Remember, humor can be subjective, and it’s always best to gauge the audience to ensure everyone has a good laugh without anyone feeling offended! Enjoy!
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