Funny riddles, jokes and insult that makes somebody to pee on their pants

Sure! Here are some funny riddles, jokes, and light-hearted insults to get a chuckle or two (but hopefully not too embarrassing):

Riddles:

1. What has keys but can’t open locks?

   • A piano!

2. What gets wetter as it dries?

   • A towel!

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

   • Because he was outstanding in his field!

Jokes:

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

   • Because they make up everything!

2. What do you call fake spaghetti?

   • An impasta!

3. Why did the bicycle fall over?

   • Because it was two-tired!

Light-hearted Insults:

1. I’d explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.

2. You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day!

3. If you were any more dense, we’d have to start putting you in a lab!

Remember, humor can be subjective, and it’s always best to gauge the audience to ensure everyone has a good laugh without anyone feeling offended! Enjoy!