write a Short Story, at least one page.

Question

I want your attempt at the most absurd story you can tell.
It has to be follow able but can go in any direction you please.
Get weird.
In my story. President Donald Trump wishes to have Will Wood kill. Lucky a secret agency called the PPP (Pretty Princess Protection) is there to save him. The members of PPP are Lin Manual Miranda,Oprah Winfrey, Stevie Wonder (who we find out isn't really blind) and Nick Furry.
Now the people trying to hurt Will Wood are Katy Perry, Scarlette Johanson, Hillary Clintion and Garfield.

This is what I have so far. Add on from what I have

Dear Will Wood,
I’m writing this letter to you because I fear your life might be in danger. Previous president Donald Trump wants you dead. He plans on killing you with an AK-47 at the dinner party President Jefferson invited you to. I know this message will alarm you, but you mst stay calm. Mrs. Oprah Winfrey and Mr. Stevie Wonder will come and pick you up as soon as possible.
You must leave all of your possessions at home. You must follow my instructions carefully. And whatever you do, don't answer the phone from any unknown numbers.

Sincerely,

Nick Furry.

PS. When done reading EAT IT!!

After carefully reading the letter Will does as it says and eats the paper and quickly goes to find his coat. Just as he's making his way down the stairs someone dressed in all black breaks through his window and points

Dear Will Wood,
I’m writing this letter to you because I fear your life might be in danger. Previous president Donald Trump wants you dead. He plans on killing you with an AK-47 at the dinner party President Jefferson invited you to. I know this message will alarm you, but you mst stay calm. Mrs. Oprah Winfrey and Mr. Stevie Wonder will come and pick you up as soon as possible.
You must leave all of your possessions at home. You must follow my instructions carefully. And whatever you do, don't answer the phone from any unknown numbers.

Sincerely,

Nick Furry.

PS. When done reading EAT IT!!

After carefully reading the letter Will does as it says and eats the paper and quickly goes to find his coat. Just as he's making his way down the stairs someone dressed in all black breaks through his window and points

Answer 1

a gun at him. Will freezes in fear, but before the mysterious figure can do anything, the lights suddenly flicker and the room is filled with smoke.

When the smoke clears, Will sees Lin Manuel Miranda, Oprah Winfrey, Stevie Wonder, and Nick Furry standing in front of him, ready to protect him. They quickly disarm the intruder and handcuff them.

After making sure Will is safe, the PPP members explain to him the situation and how they are there to protect him from those trying to harm him. Will is in shock, but he trusts them and goes along with their plan to keep him safe.

As they leave Will's house, they are ambushed by Katy Perry, Scarlette Johansson, Hillary Clinton, and Garfield, who are revealed to be the ones working for Donald Trump to take Will out. A ridiculous battle ensues, with Oprah using her talk show skills to distract the attackers, Stevie Wonder revealing his true sight and taking out multiple enemies with his expert aim, Lin Manuel Miranda using his lyrical genius to confuse the attackers, and Nick Furry using his spy skills to outmaneuver them.

In the end, the PPP members emerge victorious, and Donald Trump's evil plot is foiled. Will is safe once again, and he thanks his unlikely heroes for saving his life. As they drive off into the night, Will can't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation he just found himself in, grateful for the Pretty Princess Protection agency and their fearless leader, Nick Furry.

And so, the adventures of Will Wood and the PPP continue, fighting off all sorts of absurd threats and keeping the world safe, one ridiculous mission at a time.