write a Short Story, at least one page.

Question

I want your attempt at the most absurd story you can tell.
It has to be follow able but can go in any direction you please.
Get weird.
In my story. President Donald Trump wishes to have Will Wood kill. Lucky a secret agency called the PPP (Pretty Princess Protection) is there to save him. The members of PPP are Lin Manual Miranda,Oprah Winfrey, Stevie Wonder (who we find out isn't really blind) and Nick Furry.
Now the people trying to hurt Will Wood are Katy Perry, Scarlette Johanson, Hillary Clintion and Garfield.

This is what I have so far. Add on from what I have

Dear Will Wood,
I’m writing this letter to you because I fear your life might be in danger. Previous president Donald Trump wants you dead. He plans on killing you with an AK-47 at the dinner party President Jefferson invited you to. I know this message will alarm you, but you mst stay calm. Mrs. Oprah Winfrey and Mr. Stevie Wonder will come and pick you up as soon as possible.
You must leave all of your possessions at home. You must follow my instructions carefully. And whatever you do, don't answer the phone from any unknown numbers.
Make sure to add dialogue

Sincerely,

Nick Furry.

PS. When done reading EAT IT!!

After carefully reading the letter Will does as it says and eats the paper and quickly goes to find his coat. Just as he's making his way down the stairs someone dressed in all black breaks through his window and points

Dear Will Wood,
I’m writing this letter to you because I fear your life might be in danger. Previous president Donald Trump wants you dead. He plans on killing you with an AK-47 at the dinner party President Jefferson invited you to. I know this message will alarm you, but you mst stay calm. Mrs. Oprah Winfrey and Mr. Stevie Wonder will come and pick you up as soon as possible.
You must leave all of your possessions at home. You must follow my instructions carefully. And whatever you do, don't answer the phone from any unknown numbers.

Sincerely,

Nick Furry.

PS. When done reading EAT IT!!

After carefully reading the letter Will does as it says and eats the paper and quickly goes to find his coat. Just as he's making his way down the stairs someone dressed in all black breaks through his window and points

Answer 1

a gun at him. Will freezes in fear, unsure of what to do.

Suddenly, the lights flicker and the room goes dark. A voice echoes through the room, "Not so fast, Katy Perry. You won't be getting your hands on Will Wood today." The lights switch back on to reveal Lin Manuel Miranda standing there, holding a sword and ready to defend Will.

Katy Perry, startled by the unexpected arrival of Lin Manuel Miranda, tries to make a run for it. But just then, Oprah Winfrey appears out of nowhere and uses her super strength to hold Katy Perry in place. Will is in shock as he watches the scene unfold before him.

Stevie Wonder, who had been standing in the corner blending in with the shadows, steps forward and reveals that he isn't actually blind. With a swift move, he disarms the person who had broken into Will's house. It turns out that person was Scarlette Johanson in disguise.

As the situation settles down, Nick Furry arrives at Will's house. He explains to Will that he is a part of the PPP, the Pretty Princess Protection agency, and that they are there to keep him safe from harm.

Just as they are about to leave, a helicopter lands in the backyard and Hillary Clinton emerges, accompanied by her sidekick, Garfield. She demands that they hand over Will Wood, claiming that he possesses a secret that must be kept hidden. But the members of PPP stand their ground, ready to protect Will at all costs.

And so, Will Wood finds himself in the midst of a bizarre and absurd adventure, with the unlikely team of Lin Manuel Miranda, Oprah Winfrey, Stevie Wonder, and Nick Furry by his side, ready to protect him from any danger that may come his way.