When writing something for the school's newspaper (high school) can you write funny stories that can get the reader's attention???

Just curious...

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http://www.google.com/search?q=news+stories+first+paragraph&rlz=1C1GGGE_enUS379US379&oq=news+stories+first+paragraph&aqs=chrome.0.57j60j64j60l2j61.5735&sugexp=chrome,mod=1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Read 3 or 4 of these search results, and then let us know what you decide.
NO because it must be professional