How do you write a narrative essay about something you regret doing when you have no regrets? lmao

Answer 1

My! A perfect person with no regrets! You are one of a kind! Maybe your essay should be about how to be a perfect person!

Answer 2

Well first I think you have to identify the thing you regret .And if you can't think of anything, think of something you totally hate seeing others do and imagine yourself doing it I guess it kind of the same feeling as regret .Then think of how you would end it and all that you have to do it elaborate and that will be your body
EASY!!!
Ps let your imagination totally out of control its more fun that way, its your story anyway