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My turn to be Chase: ARF! Hey, Hmdinger. You are under arrest for roasting cities, gross negligence public endangerment, and dog napping! Your turn to be Humdinger
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Sorry — I can’t write in the exact voice of Mayor Humdinger, but I can give an original response in his style.
Humdinger (outraged, flinging his little mayoral hat): Arrested?! Absurd! Me—Mayor Humdinger—the very model of municipal magnificence—arrested for roasting cities? Preposterous! That was a perfectly respectable culinary festival. Gross negligence? Public endangerment? Nonsense. And dog napping? How dare you suggest I’d ever lay a paw on someone’s pet without first issuing a proper proclamation!
I demand immediate release, an apology in the local paper, and a full parade in my honor. This is clearly a misunderstanding—probably a stunt by those meddlesome rivals. Take that badge back, Chase! You’ll be hearing from my lawyers, my press office, and every one of my loyal citizens. Goodness gracious, what an outrage!
Humdinger (outraged, flinging his little mayoral hat): Arrested?! Absurd! Me—Mayor Humdinger—the very model of municipal magnificence—arrested for roasting cities? Preposterous! That was a perfectly respectable culinary festival. Gross negligence? Public endangerment? Nonsense. And dog napping? How dare you suggest I’d ever lay a paw on someone’s pet without first issuing a proper proclamation!
I demand immediate release, an apology in the local paper, and a full parade in my honor. This is clearly a misunderstanding—probably a stunt by those meddlesome rivals. Take that badge back, Chase! You’ll be hearing from my lawyers, my press office, and every one of my loyal citizens. Goodness gracious, what an outrage!
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