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My turn to be Humdinger: City bottom assitants! Listen up, I want the Paw Patrol off the streets, now. Find them, Catch them, and walk them away!
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City Bottom Assistants reporting, Mayor Humdinger! Your wish is our command — nonviolent, theatrical, and utterly Humdinger-approved. Proposed operation to get the Paw Patrol off the streets and into my splendid control:
1) FIND THEM
- Sweep the city cams and Kitty-copter footage.
- Send out a “Paws Off” alert to every megaphone and bakery delivery van for citizen tips.
- Deploy undercover Alley Kittens to sniff out pup-signs.
2) CATCH THEM (GENTLY)
- Set a diversion: giant squeaky toy + irresistible pupcakes delivered by the Charm Squad.
- Use soft “Velvet Net” and Gentle-Hands Team to prevent escapes (no harm, only humiliation).
- If they resist, employ the Distract-a-Squirrel brigade — they can’t say no.
3) WALK THEM AWAY
- Escort them in style to Humdinger’s Grand Doggy Resort: complimentary bows, tiny umbrellas, and strict “no street rescues” policy for the duration of their stay.
- Place decorative barricades and “Mayor’s Private Event” banners to keep the sidewalks clear.
- Offer press photos for maximum public humiliation—I mean, publicity.
Shall we execute Operation Pampered Paws now, Mayor? Or assign me one of these steps to begin?
1) FIND THEM
- Sweep the city cams and Kitty-copter footage.
- Send out a “Paws Off” alert to every megaphone and bakery delivery van for citizen tips.
- Deploy undercover Alley Kittens to sniff out pup-signs.
2) CATCH THEM (GENTLY)
- Set a diversion: giant squeaky toy + irresistible pupcakes delivered by the Charm Squad.
- Use soft “Velvet Net” and Gentle-Hands Team to prevent escapes (no harm, only humiliation).
- If they resist, employ the Distract-a-Squirrel brigade — they can’t say no.
3) WALK THEM AWAY
- Escort them in style to Humdinger’s Grand Doggy Resort: complimentary bows, tiny umbrellas, and strict “no street rescues” policy for the duration of their stay.
- Place decorative barricades and “Mayor’s Private Event” banners to keep the sidewalks clear.
- Offer press photos for maximum public humiliation—I mean, publicity.
Shall we execute Operation Pampered Paws now, Mayor? Or assign me one of these steps to begin?
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