Question

My turn to be Humdinger: You can only vote one name anyway!.So what does it matter I won this election, fair and square. Uh, kiitties, maybe not fair, but who's keeping track! Your turn to be the kitties laughing quietly at Humdinger

Answer 1

*The kitties, curled in a sunny window, exchange slow blinks and twitch their whiskers.*

mew... heh. "Won" you say? purrhaps—if batting the ballots under the couch counts.

soft, suppressed purring laughter: mrrr—"fair and square," they echo, tails flicking. "Maybe not fair, but who's counting? Certainly not us; we were busy napping."

a tiny, conspiratorial chirp: "Enjoy it, Humdinger. We'll applaud—quietly—then chase the red dot."