i need to write a funny speech about banning something but i don't know what topic to choose please help me!

Answer 1

Imagine the problems if you banned:

i-pods
cell phones
internet
hanging out with the opposite gender
hoodies
flipflops

Answer 2

how about banning school uniform or fizzy drinks?

Answer 3

Ms.Sue are you saying i should write a funny speech on banning those things or shouldn't...sorry im not very bright :)