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Everybody Still Hates Humans Transcript
Illustrated by: Lebasi Eniotna & Adnaw Eniotna
Everybody Still Hates Lebasi Season 1 Episode 2
How do you eat cockroaches, Lebasi? Do you cook ‘em or eat them raw? I usually cook them, while my mother eats them raw. She says it tastes better raw, but I don’t trust her. I wouldn’t take that risk, would you Isabella? Nope. I’ll stay cooking them. Timmy, come here? Yeah, Lebasi? How many mysteries have you solved? I’ve solved a mystery on who made me autistic.
Your mother? Not my mother, not my sister. Not my father. Was it the weird kids from the street? No. It was my crawfish! I’m glad you figured out! I’ve truly only solved 1 mystery. Let's solve the mystery of the universe. You mean the Chris vs. Raymond paradox? One had a hard-knock life in Brooklyn. The other had passive-aggressive in-laws in Long Island. Exactly. Chris had Julius. Raymond had a recliner.
Chris got bullied at school. Raymond got annoyed at home. So technically... they both suffered. Just in HD and SD. But views and likes don't care about logic. They just want drama. So we clickbait it: 'Chris punched Raymond and what happened next will shock you!’ Add crawfish to the thumbnail. Instant 1M views! This would be the most viral episode yet.
Can you make them mating crawfish? Sure! They can be flying around just like insects. As the intro of the video? Yes, then we discuss Chris vs Raymond to see who’s more annoying. Before we do that, wanna play Bouncemasters? You bet. I’m 8,400 feet in the air! How high are you? 6,000 feet in the air. What? Level Ellehcor? This game is glitched. It doesn’t say “level Ellehcor” for me.
Level Neptune for me. I’m on Saturn! Good game, Timmy. Btw, Ellehcor level means you haven’t been beaten enough. How many penguins did you land on? 6. That’s why you lost! Land on at least 10, then your goal is reached. But how do you reach the planets? Get an “amazing kick.” Actually, why don’t we play a peaceful game like Angry Birds 2?
Wow, a game where birds try to assassinate pigs on slingshots counts as “peaceful?” I’ll pass. (stomach growling) Lebasi, what was that? My stomach. Wanna eat Bojangles? I’m not craving whale meat right now. Wait, Bojangles’ chicken is made of whale? You didn’t know, Timmy? They changed the recipe, that’s why it’s so spicy. First, it was real chicken, then it was narwhal, elephant, now it’s whale. That’s crazy! I know. How about Chick-fil-A? Yes, bestie.
Illustrated by: Lebasi Eniotna & Adnaw Eniotna
Everybody Still Hates Lebasi Season 1 Episode 2
How do you eat cockroaches, Lebasi? Do you cook ‘em or eat them raw? I usually cook them, while my mother eats them raw. She says it tastes better raw, but I don’t trust her. I wouldn’t take that risk, would you Isabella? Nope. I’ll stay cooking them. Timmy, come here? Yeah, Lebasi? How many mysteries have you solved? I’ve solved a mystery on who made me autistic.
Your mother? Not my mother, not my sister. Not my father. Was it the weird kids from the street? No. It was my crawfish! I’m glad you figured out! I’ve truly only solved 1 mystery. Let's solve the mystery of the universe. You mean the Chris vs. Raymond paradox? One had a hard-knock life in Brooklyn. The other had passive-aggressive in-laws in Long Island. Exactly. Chris had Julius. Raymond had a recliner.
Chris got bullied at school. Raymond got annoyed at home. So technically... they both suffered. Just in HD and SD. But views and likes don't care about logic. They just want drama. So we clickbait it: 'Chris punched Raymond and what happened next will shock you!’ Add crawfish to the thumbnail. Instant 1M views! This would be the most viral episode yet.
Can you make them mating crawfish? Sure! They can be flying around just like insects. As the intro of the video? Yes, then we discuss Chris vs Raymond to see who’s more annoying. Before we do that, wanna play Bouncemasters? You bet. I’m 8,400 feet in the air! How high are you? 6,000 feet in the air. What? Level Ellehcor? This game is glitched. It doesn’t say “level Ellehcor” for me.
Level Neptune for me. I’m on Saturn! Good game, Timmy. Btw, Ellehcor level means you haven’t been beaten enough. How many penguins did you land on? 6. That’s why you lost! Land on at least 10, then your goal is reached. But how do you reach the planets? Get an “amazing kick.” Actually, why don’t we play a peaceful game like Angry Birds 2?
Wow, a game where birds try to assassinate pigs on slingshots counts as “peaceful?” I’ll pass. (stomach growling) Lebasi, what was that? My stomach. Wanna eat Bojangles? I’m not craving whale meat right now. Wait, Bojangles’ chicken is made of whale? You didn’t know, Timmy? They changed the recipe, that’s why it’s so spicy. First, it was real chicken, then it was narwhal, elephant, now it’s whale. That’s crazy! I know. How about Chick-fil-A? Yes, bestie.
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*Everybody Still Hates Humans* Transcript
Illustrated by: Lebasi Eniotna & Adnaw Eniotna
*Everybody Still Hates Lebasi Season 1 Episode 2*
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**[Scene opens with Lebasi and friends sitting around a table.]**
**Lebasi:** How do you eat cockroaches, Lebasi? Do you cook ‘em or eat them raw?
**Timmy:** I usually cook them, while my mother eats them raw. She says it tastes better raw, but I don’t trust her. I wouldn’t take that risk, would you Isabella?
**Isabella:** Nope. I’ll stay cooking them.
**Lebasi:** Timmy, come here?
**Timmy:** Yeah, Lebasi?
**Lebasi:** How many mysteries have you solved?
**Timmy:** I’ve solved a mystery on who made me autistic.
**Lebasi:** Your mother?
**Timmy:** Not my mother, not my sister. Not my father.
**Lebasi:** Was it the weird kids from the street?
**Timmy:** No. It was my crawfish! I’m glad you figured out! I’ve truly only solved 1 mystery.
**Lebasi:** Let's solve the mystery of the universe.
**Timmy:** You mean the Chris vs. Raymond paradox? One had a hard-knock life in Brooklyn. The other had passive-aggressive in-laws in Long Island.
**Lebasi:** Exactly. Chris had Julius. Raymond had a recliner.
**Timmy:** Chris got bullied at school. Raymond got annoyed at home. So technically... they both suffered. Just in HD and SD.
**Lebasi:** But views and likes don't care about logic. They just want drama.
**Timmy:** So we clickbait it: 'Chris punched Raymond and what happened next will shock you!’ Add crawfish to the thumbnail. Instant 1M views! This would be the most viral episode yet.
**Lebasi:** Can you make them mating crawfish?
**Timmy:** Sure! They can be flying around just like insects.
**Lebasi:** As the intro of the video?
**Timmy:** Yes, then we discuss Chris vs Raymond to see who’s more annoying.
**Lebasi:** Before we do that, wanna play Bouncemasters?
**Timmy:** You bet. I’m 8,400 feet in the air! How high are you?
**Lebasi:** 6,000 feet in the air.
**Timmy:** What? Level Ellehcor? This game is glitched. It doesn’t say “level Ellehcor” for me.
**Lebasi:** Level Neptune for me. I’m on Saturn!
**Timmy:** Good game, Timmy. Btw, Ellehcor level means you haven’t been beaten enough.
**Lebasi:** How many penguins did you land on?
**Timmy:** 6. That’s why you lost! Land on at least 10, then your goal is reached.
**Lebasi:** But how do you reach the planets?
**Timmy:** Get an “amazing kick.” Actually, why don’t we play a peaceful game like Angry Birds 2?
**Lebasi:** Wow, a game where birds try to assassinate pigs on slingshots counts as “peaceful?” I’ll pass.
**[Sounds of stomach growling]**
**Isabella:** Lebasi, what was that?
**Lebasi:** My stomach. Wanna eat Bojangles?
**Timmy:** I’m not craving whale meat right now.
**Lebasi:** Wait, Bojangles’ chicken is made of whale?
**Timmy:** You didn’t know, Timmy? They changed the recipe, that’s why it’s so spicy. First, it was real chicken, then it was narwhal, elephant, now it’s whale.
**Isabella:** That’s crazy!
**Lebasi:** I know. How about Chick-fil-A?
**Timmy:** Yes, bestie.
**[Scene ends with laughter and chatter about food choices.]**
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*Note: The dialogue captures the essence of humor and kids navigating their peculiar thoughts about food, gaming, and friendship.*
Illustrated by: Lebasi Eniotna & Adnaw Eniotna
*Everybody Still Hates Lebasi Season 1 Episode 2*
---
**[Scene opens with Lebasi and friends sitting around a table.]**
**Lebasi:** How do you eat cockroaches, Lebasi? Do you cook ‘em or eat them raw?
**Timmy:** I usually cook them, while my mother eats them raw. She says it tastes better raw, but I don’t trust her. I wouldn’t take that risk, would you Isabella?
**Isabella:** Nope. I’ll stay cooking them.
**Lebasi:** Timmy, come here?
**Timmy:** Yeah, Lebasi?
**Lebasi:** How many mysteries have you solved?
**Timmy:** I’ve solved a mystery on who made me autistic.
**Lebasi:** Your mother?
**Timmy:** Not my mother, not my sister. Not my father.
**Lebasi:** Was it the weird kids from the street?
**Timmy:** No. It was my crawfish! I’m glad you figured out! I’ve truly only solved 1 mystery.
**Lebasi:** Let's solve the mystery of the universe.
**Timmy:** You mean the Chris vs. Raymond paradox? One had a hard-knock life in Brooklyn. The other had passive-aggressive in-laws in Long Island.
**Lebasi:** Exactly. Chris had Julius. Raymond had a recliner.
**Timmy:** Chris got bullied at school. Raymond got annoyed at home. So technically... they both suffered. Just in HD and SD.
**Lebasi:** But views and likes don't care about logic. They just want drama.
**Timmy:** So we clickbait it: 'Chris punched Raymond and what happened next will shock you!’ Add crawfish to the thumbnail. Instant 1M views! This would be the most viral episode yet.
**Lebasi:** Can you make them mating crawfish?
**Timmy:** Sure! They can be flying around just like insects.
**Lebasi:** As the intro of the video?
**Timmy:** Yes, then we discuss Chris vs Raymond to see who’s more annoying.
**Lebasi:** Before we do that, wanna play Bouncemasters?
**Timmy:** You bet. I’m 8,400 feet in the air! How high are you?
**Lebasi:** 6,000 feet in the air.
**Timmy:** What? Level Ellehcor? This game is glitched. It doesn’t say “level Ellehcor” for me.
**Lebasi:** Level Neptune for me. I’m on Saturn!
**Timmy:** Good game, Timmy. Btw, Ellehcor level means you haven’t been beaten enough.
**Lebasi:** How many penguins did you land on?
**Timmy:** 6. That’s why you lost! Land on at least 10, then your goal is reached.
**Lebasi:** But how do you reach the planets?
**Timmy:** Get an “amazing kick.” Actually, why don’t we play a peaceful game like Angry Birds 2?
**Lebasi:** Wow, a game where birds try to assassinate pigs on slingshots counts as “peaceful?” I’ll pass.
**[Sounds of stomach growling]**
**Isabella:** Lebasi, what was that?
**Lebasi:** My stomach. Wanna eat Bojangles?
**Timmy:** I’m not craving whale meat right now.
**Lebasi:** Wait, Bojangles’ chicken is made of whale?
**Timmy:** You didn’t know, Timmy? They changed the recipe, that’s why it’s so spicy. First, it was real chicken, then it was narwhal, elephant, now it’s whale.
**Isabella:** That’s crazy!
**Lebasi:** I know. How about Chick-fil-A?
**Timmy:** Yes, bestie.
**[Scene ends with laughter and chatter about food choices.]**
---
*Note: The dialogue captures the essence of humor and kids navigating their peculiar thoughts about food, gaming, and friendship.*