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Everybody Still Hates the BFD
(Everybody Still Hates Lebasi, Season 1, Episode 4)
Scene: School Lunchroom. Chris is standing in line drooling at a hot dog stand. Julius is counting pennies at a nearby table.
Chris: (to himself) Man, I’m starving. That hot dog lookin’ like a 5-star steak right now.
Lunch Lady: $1.50 for the hot dog, $0.75 for the soda. Cash only.
Chris: (checking empty pockets) Dang it... Yo Julius! Spot me $5?
Julius: (eyeing him like a hawk) $5? You know that's gonna cost you, right?
Chris: Bro, it’s just lunch!
Julius: (grinning) Lunch today... bankruptcy tomorrow. (he hands over $5 slowly)
Chris: Thanks, man. I’ll pay you back Friday.
Julius: (writing something down) With Cheapskate Interest Math™, that'll be... carry the one... $100.
Chris: (chokes on air) $100? FOR A HOT DOG?
Julius: Welcome to adulthood.
Scene: School Assembly — “Bring Your Weapon to School Day”
Principal: (halfheartedly) Congratulations to Tonya for bringing... uh... a glittery water pistol.
Tonya: (posing with her pink water gun) I call her Sparkle Trigger. She’s got two settings: splash and soak.
Principal: Your prize is a free trip to Chuck E. Cheese! (everyone cheers)
Chris: (whispering to Lebasi) She brings a toy and wins pizza... I build a volcano with real lava and get grounded.
Lebasi: (deadpan) Skill issue.
Scene: After School — Lebasi’s "Brain Fixes 4 Cheap" Booth
Lebasi: (yelling) Attention problems? ADHD? Sadness? I got JUICE BOXES and FOOT RUBS! $5 per session!
Random Student: (after a juice box and awkward foot massage) I think... I’m cured. Or maybe just confused.
Principal storms over.
Principal: Lebasi! You can't run a fake medical business on school property!
Lebasi: Fake?! They FEEL better!
Julius: (marching in with a briefcase) That’s interfering with entrepreneurship. I’m suing you, school.
Scene: Outside — Frozen Streetlamp Challenge
Timmy: (camera rolling) What’s up, TikTok! I'm licking this frozen pole for the clout!
Timmy sticks his tongue... immediately gets stuck.
Timmy: (muffled) MMMGH HELP
(Three hours later... still stuck.)
Timmy’s TikTok blows up. He’s a viral star... until someone reposts an old clip:
Old Timmy Video: “Crayfish are just shrimp with ADHD. Fight me.”
Comment Section: "Cancelled." "Unfollowed." "Clown behavior."
Scene: Chris’s House — after getting grounded for the volcano.
Chris: Mom, how you gonna ground me for getting a C- when I built a real VOLCANO?
Rochelle: (arms crossed) I don’t care if you invented electricity again. A C is a C. No Chuck E. Cheese for you.
Chris: (quietly) I need a new family.
Throughout random scenes: Terry Crews stands in the background, arms folded, shaking his head every time someone wastes money.
(Everybody Still Hates Lebasi, Season 1, Episode 4)
Scene: School Lunchroom. Chris is standing in line drooling at a hot dog stand. Julius is counting pennies at a nearby table.
Chris: (to himself) Man, I’m starving. That hot dog lookin’ like a 5-star steak right now.
Lunch Lady: $1.50 for the hot dog, $0.75 for the soda. Cash only.
Chris: (checking empty pockets) Dang it... Yo Julius! Spot me $5?
Julius: (eyeing him like a hawk) $5? You know that's gonna cost you, right?
Chris: Bro, it’s just lunch!
Julius: (grinning) Lunch today... bankruptcy tomorrow. (he hands over $5 slowly)
Chris: Thanks, man. I’ll pay you back Friday.
Julius: (writing something down) With Cheapskate Interest Math™, that'll be... carry the one... $100.
Chris: (chokes on air) $100? FOR A HOT DOG?
Julius: Welcome to adulthood.
Scene: School Assembly — “Bring Your Weapon to School Day”
Principal: (halfheartedly) Congratulations to Tonya for bringing... uh... a glittery water pistol.
Tonya: (posing with her pink water gun) I call her Sparkle Trigger. She’s got two settings: splash and soak.
Principal: Your prize is a free trip to Chuck E. Cheese! (everyone cheers)
Chris: (whispering to Lebasi) She brings a toy and wins pizza... I build a volcano with real lava and get grounded.
Lebasi: (deadpan) Skill issue.
Scene: After School — Lebasi’s "Brain Fixes 4 Cheap" Booth
Lebasi: (yelling) Attention problems? ADHD? Sadness? I got JUICE BOXES and FOOT RUBS! $5 per session!
Random Student: (after a juice box and awkward foot massage) I think... I’m cured. Or maybe just confused.
Principal storms over.
Principal: Lebasi! You can't run a fake medical business on school property!
Lebasi: Fake?! They FEEL better!
Julius: (marching in with a briefcase) That’s interfering with entrepreneurship. I’m suing you, school.
Scene: Outside — Frozen Streetlamp Challenge
Timmy: (camera rolling) What’s up, TikTok! I'm licking this frozen pole for the clout!
Timmy sticks his tongue... immediately gets stuck.
Timmy: (muffled) MMMGH HELP
(Three hours later... still stuck.)
Timmy’s TikTok blows up. He’s a viral star... until someone reposts an old clip:
Old Timmy Video: “Crayfish are just shrimp with ADHD. Fight me.”
Comment Section: "Cancelled." "Unfollowed." "Clown behavior."
Scene: Chris’s House — after getting grounded for the volcano.
Chris: Mom, how you gonna ground me for getting a C- when I built a real VOLCANO?
Rochelle: (arms crossed) I don’t care if you invented electricity again. A C is a C. No Chuck E. Cheese for you.
Chris: (quietly) I need a new family.
Throughout random scenes: Terry Crews stands in the background, arms folded, shaking his head every time someone wastes money.
Answers
GPT-4o mini
**Scene: School Lunchroom - Continuation**
*Chris is finally at the hot dog stand, clutching the $5 bill Julius lent him.*
Lunch Lady: (smirking)
You want the dog or not?
Chris: (hesitating)
Uh, yeah! One hot dog, please!
*As she hands over the hot dog, Chris watches her closely, hoping for extra condiments.*
Lunch Lady:
Ketchup or mustard? Take your pick.
Chris:
Both!
*He pays and walks away, marveling at the deliciousness in his hands.*
Chris: (muttering)
This is gonna be worth it...
*Julius rolls his eyes and shakes his head.*
Julius:
You just spent my money on a meal that's gonna disappear faster than your dignity in the face of a C-.
*Chris takes a huge bite of the hot dog and closes his eyes in bliss.*
Chris:
If this recession doesn’t end soon, I’m gonna have to get a side job as a taste tester for hot dogs.
---
**Scene: School Assembly — Post "Bring Your Weapon to School Day"**
*The assembly takes a turn with the Principal trying to avoid confrontation.*
Principal:
Next on the agenda—*
*Suddenly, a student runs in wearing a full medieval knight costume, holding a foam sword.*
Knight Student:
I brought my weapon!
*The assembly bursts into laughter.*
Principal: (facepalming)
These are not weapons, kiddos... This is absurd!
Lebasi: (yelling)
Hey! I thought this was Bring Your Weapon to School Day! This is discrimination against my foot rub business!
*The principal shoots him a death glare, and Lebasi shrinks back, giggling.*
---
**Scene: After School - Lebasi’s "Brain Fixes 4 Cheap" Booth**
*The Principal, now looking flustered, approaches again as he witnesses another bizarre customer interaction.*
Principal:
Lebasi! You still can’t be doing this! What if someone gets hurt?
Lebasi:
But Principal, if they come in sad and leave confused, isn’t that a win?
*An overdressed student wearing sunglasses walks up to Lebasi.*
Overdressed Student:
Hey, I want my foot rubbed! I’m stressed about prom.
Lebasi:
$5, please. You’ll leave with your life in better shape.
*As Lebasi starts, the principal sighs and walks away, wondering how his school has devolved into chaos.*
---
**Scene: Frozen Streetlamp Challenge - Outside**
*Timmy remains stuck while a growing crowd cheers him on.*
Timmy: (muffled)
This is the worst decision of my life!
*As camera phones capture each agonizing moment, a random guy walks by, shaking his head at Timmy’s plight.*
Random Guy:
Man, you know there's a life lesson here, right? Like, the things you do for clout will stick with you—literally.
*Timmy, still frozen, just stares at him helplessly.*
---
**Scene: Chris’s House — Back to Dinner Table Scene**
*Chris sits down with a face full of defeat as his siblings giggle over dinner.*
Rochelle:
What’s funny, Chris?
Siblings:
Nothing, just enjoying our delicious, A-grade family dinner!
Chris: (sarcastically)
Great! Can we have a family meeting? ‘Cause I think I need a new family who supports volcano-building scientists.
Rochelle:
You might want to change your grades before changing your last name to "Flood."
*The siblings burst into laughter, and Chris sinks deeper into his seat, wishing for a refill on the hot dog.*
---
**Throughout Random Scenes: Terry Crews**
*In the background, Terry Crews continues observing all the ridiculousness, arms folded, shaking his head with an amused yet disappointed expression.*
Terry Crews: (to the camera)
Kids today… if they only knew about the power of budgeting!
*He shrugs and walks off into the distance, leaving a comedic tension behind.*
*Chris is finally at the hot dog stand, clutching the $5 bill Julius lent him.*
Lunch Lady: (smirking)
You want the dog or not?
Chris: (hesitating)
Uh, yeah! One hot dog, please!
*As she hands over the hot dog, Chris watches her closely, hoping for extra condiments.*
Lunch Lady:
Ketchup or mustard? Take your pick.
Chris:
Both!
*He pays and walks away, marveling at the deliciousness in his hands.*
Chris: (muttering)
This is gonna be worth it...
*Julius rolls his eyes and shakes his head.*
Julius:
You just spent my money on a meal that's gonna disappear faster than your dignity in the face of a C-.
*Chris takes a huge bite of the hot dog and closes his eyes in bliss.*
Chris:
If this recession doesn’t end soon, I’m gonna have to get a side job as a taste tester for hot dogs.
---
**Scene: School Assembly — Post "Bring Your Weapon to School Day"**
*The assembly takes a turn with the Principal trying to avoid confrontation.*
Principal:
Next on the agenda—*
*Suddenly, a student runs in wearing a full medieval knight costume, holding a foam sword.*
Knight Student:
I brought my weapon!
*The assembly bursts into laughter.*
Principal: (facepalming)
These are not weapons, kiddos... This is absurd!
Lebasi: (yelling)
Hey! I thought this was Bring Your Weapon to School Day! This is discrimination against my foot rub business!
*The principal shoots him a death glare, and Lebasi shrinks back, giggling.*
---
**Scene: After School - Lebasi’s "Brain Fixes 4 Cheap" Booth**
*The Principal, now looking flustered, approaches again as he witnesses another bizarre customer interaction.*
Principal:
Lebasi! You still can’t be doing this! What if someone gets hurt?
Lebasi:
But Principal, if they come in sad and leave confused, isn’t that a win?
*An overdressed student wearing sunglasses walks up to Lebasi.*
Overdressed Student:
Hey, I want my foot rubbed! I’m stressed about prom.
Lebasi:
$5, please. You’ll leave with your life in better shape.
*As Lebasi starts, the principal sighs and walks away, wondering how his school has devolved into chaos.*
---
**Scene: Frozen Streetlamp Challenge - Outside**
*Timmy remains stuck while a growing crowd cheers him on.*
Timmy: (muffled)
This is the worst decision of my life!
*As camera phones capture each agonizing moment, a random guy walks by, shaking his head at Timmy’s plight.*
Random Guy:
Man, you know there's a life lesson here, right? Like, the things you do for clout will stick with you—literally.
*Timmy, still frozen, just stares at him helplessly.*
---
**Scene: Chris’s House — Back to Dinner Table Scene**
*Chris sits down with a face full of defeat as his siblings giggle over dinner.*
Rochelle:
What’s funny, Chris?
Siblings:
Nothing, just enjoying our delicious, A-grade family dinner!
Chris: (sarcastically)
Great! Can we have a family meeting? ‘Cause I think I need a new family who supports volcano-building scientists.
Rochelle:
You might want to change your grades before changing your last name to "Flood."
*The siblings burst into laughter, and Chris sinks deeper into his seat, wishing for a refill on the hot dog.*
---
**Throughout Random Scenes: Terry Crews**
*In the background, Terry Crews continues observing all the ridiculousness, arms folded, shaking his head with an amused yet disappointed expression.*
Terry Crews: (to the camera)
Kids today… if they only knew about the power of budgeting!
*He shrugs and walks off into the distance, leaving a comedic tension behind.*