Me: "I guess I just didn't expect it to be so... grand?"
Narrator voice: "GRAND? IT'S NOT JUST GRAND, IT'S A MEGA STORE OF ADVENTURE! FISHING, HUNTING, AND A RESTAURANT WITH VIEW—WHAT ELSE COULD YOU WANT?"
Me: "A mini-golf course maybe?"
Narrator voice: "OH WAIT, IT'S GOT THAT TOO! WHAT'S NEXT, YOU'RE GONNA SAY YOU WANT A HOTEL INSIDE A PYRAMID?"
Me: "Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea..."
Narrator voice: "FORGET ABOUT IT, THAT’S A TOURIST TRAP WAITING TO HAPPEN!"
Me : walks out onto balcony of hotel room and points "Whats that?"
Narrator voice: ITS A BASS PRO SHOP, DUH, WHATYA THINK IT WAS? DOESNT EVERY CITY HAVE A BIG-__ PYRAMID BY THE MUD?!
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