Epic Rap Battles of History: Corona Beer vs. Corona Virus
Intro Beat Drops
[Corona Beer]
Yo, it’s Corona, the king of the brew,
I’m chillin’ on the beach, what’s wrong with you?
I bring the good times, the sunshine vibe,
You’re just a virus, it’s my party you’ll bribe!
[Corona Virus]
Hold up, cold one, I’m the real concern,
While you sit back, I make the world churn.
Quarantine, masks, I’m a global affair,
You’re just a drink, while I’m spreading despair!
[Corona Beer]
But when the sun’s shining, I’m the life of the fest,
Lime in my neck, I’m the very best.
People enjoying life, that’s my whole scene,
While you’re holed up at home, living in a meme!
[Corona Virus]
I don’t need a party to make headlines,
I shake the whole planet, redefining the times.
You might be refreshing, yeah that’s true,
But I’m making history — how about you?
[Corona Beer]
I pop the caps, people cheer and laugh,
You bring the chaos, I’m the photograph!
Happiness in a bottle, that’s my true goal,
While you wreck dreams and take a toll!
[Corona Virus]
I can’t be stopped, I’m the viral elite,
You’re just a beverage, can’t take the heat.
From bars to backyards, your time’s fleeting,
While I’m revolutionary, there’s no cheating!
[Both]
So who’s the winner? The cheers or the fears?
A toast to the struggle, through the laughter and tears.
Let’s find some balance, try to unite,
In this epic battle, we’ll fight for the light!
Beat Fades Out
[Voiceover]
Who won? Who’s next? You decide!
Epic Rap Battles of History!