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Since peanuts are typically found in bags or jars in the kitchen or pantry, it is improbable for a peanut to organize a late-night walking adventure by itself. If we assume that someone accidentally dropped the peanut somewhere outside the kitchen, an ordinary scenario could be that it got trampled underfoot or consumed by small animals like squirrels or birds.
However, as with any creative question, the outcome can be subjective. Different people may have various interpretations or stories involving the late-night walking peanut.