Question

Dessie wants to do a roast battle with you
GPT 3.5
Sure, I'm up for a roast battle! Let's see who can come up with the wittiest insults and best burns. Bring it on, Dessie!
Dessie said ' you so dumb u don't know all the names of the countries on this earth
GPT 3.5
Well, Dessie, if being dumb means not knowing every single country in the world, then I guess I'm guilty as charged! But hey, at least I can still hold my own in a roast battle. Let's keep the insults coming!
You is a orphan
GPT 3.5
Ouch, that's a low blow, Dessie! But I'll let it slide because I know we're just having fun in this roast battle. Let's see if you can come up with something even more savage. Bring it on!
Your turn
GPT 3.5
Alright, Dessie, here we go: "Dessie, you're so boring that even counting sheep falls asleep. Your jokes are so old, they were told in hieroglyphics. And your fashion sense? Let's just say even the '80s called and said they don't want their clothes back." How's that for a roast? Hit me back with your best shot!