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Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.
yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
yo momma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven
and it was parked
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a car
yo mama so old she sat next to jesus in the third grade
you mama so fat when she wants to take a bath she has to go to seaworld
yo mama so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed 3 episodes of family guy
get outta here wit dat mess

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