Sure, here are ten jokes inspired by Nigerian humor and everyday life:
1. **Phone Call:**
*Caller:* "Hello, is this the Nigerian Police?"
*Officer:* "Yes, how can we assist you?"
*Caller:* "Someone broke into my house and stole all my homework!"
*Officer:* "So what do you want us to do?"
*Caller:* "Can you please come over and help me convince my teacher?"
2. **Mathematics:**
*Teacher:* "If you have five apples and you give three to your friend, how many do you have left?"
*Student:* "I will still have five apples."
*Teacher:* "How come?"
*Student:* "Because I wouldn't give my friend any apples."
3. **Gossip:**
*Friend A:* "Did you hear about the politician who fell into a well?"
*Friend B:* "No, who was it?"
*Friend A:* "I don't know, I haven't finished drawing water."
4. **Traffic Light:**
*Driver:* "Officer, why did you stop me? I didn't run a red light."
*Officer:* "I know, but I want to ask you, do you know of any good mechanic around? My car is making some funny sounds."
5. **Exams:**
*Student:* "God, please let there be a mistake in the marking scheme."
*Angel:* "So you want manna to fall from heaven even in 2023?"
6. **Weather:**
*Nigerian Mum:* "Why do you have an umbrella on such a hot day?"
*Child:* "The weather forecast said it might rain."
*Nigerian Mum:* "You are listening to oyinbo weather forecast in Nigeria?"
7. **Football:**
*Commentator:* "He shoots, he scores! Nigeria wins!"
*Viewer:* "Calm down, that was a video game, not the World Cup."
8. **Cooking:**
*Husband:* "Why does today's soup taste funny?"
*Wife:* "I wanted to try something new."
*Husband:* "Next time, try following the recipe."
9. **Funny Names:**
*Interviewer:* "What's your name?"
*Candidate:* "Sunday."
*Interviewer:* "Oh, any relation to Monday and Tuesday?"
10. **Market Humor:**
*Customer:* "How much is this shoe?"
*Seller:* "10,000 Naira."
*Customer:* "Ah, is it walking to my destination by itself?"
Hope these brought a smile to your face. Naija humor is one of a kind!
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