I don't know the first riddle.
Second -- how about a block of ice?
Third -- Grandfather, father, son
There are tree stoves. A glass stove, a brick stove, and a wood stove. You only have a match. Which do you light up first?
Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair or table beneath him to conclude that he might have used it to hang himself. They just found a puddle of water. How did the man hang himself?
Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So, why do they bring home only three fish?
2 answers
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# 1 -- light the match first.
# 1 -- light the match first.