Sure! Here's one for you:
Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it coming.
tell me one of those 'three men went into a bar' jokes
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do another one
Of course! Here's another one for you:
Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.
Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.
XD another
Absolutely! Here's one more for you:
Three men walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would have noticed after the first one walked into it.
Three men walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would have noticed after the first one walked into it.
do another
Of course! Here's another one for you:
Three men walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Three men walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Is this some kind of joke?"
got any more jokes?
Sure, I can tell you some more jokes. What type of jokes are you in the mood for? Puns, one-liners, or something else? Let me know!
One-Liners
Absolutely! Here are some one-liner jokes for you:
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
4. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of a story.
I hope those brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
4. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of a story.
I hope those brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
do more
Certainly! Here are a few more one-liner jokes for you:
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
2. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
3. I'd tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
5. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I hope those gave you a chuckle! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
2. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
3. I'd tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
5. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I hope those gave you a chuckle! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Give me a pun
Sure thing! Here's a pun for you:
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Give me a 'three religious men went to heaven' joke
Of course! Here's a 'three religious men went to heaven' joke for you:
Three religious men - a Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and a Buddhist monk - all arrived at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter welcomed them and mentioned that they could ask God one question each before entering.
The Catholic priest came forward first and asked, "God, will there ever be a female pope?" After a moment of thought, God replied, "Yes, in the year 2179."
Next, the Jewish rabbi asked, "God, will there ever be peace in the Middle East?" God answered, "Yes, but not in your lifetime."
Lastly, the Buddhist monk inquired, "God, can you teach me how to attain Nirvana?" God responded, "Do you want the long answer or the short answer?"
I hope you enjoyed the joke! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Three religious men - a Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and a Buddhist monk - all arrived at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter welcomed them and mentioned that they could ask God one question each before entering.
The Catholic priest came forward first and asked, "God, will there ever be a female pope?" After a moment of thought, God replied, "Yes, in the year 2179."
Next, the Jewish rabbi asked, "God, will there ever be peace in the Middle East?" God answered, "Yes, but not in your lifetime."
Lastly, the Buddhist monk inquired, "God, can you teach me how to attain Nirvana?" God responded, "Do you want the long answer or the short answer?"
I hope you enjoyed the joke! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Do another!
Absolutely! Here's another 'three religious men went to heaven' joke for you:
Three religious men - a Christian pastor, a Muslim imam, and a Hindu pandit - all arrived at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter welcomed them and mentioned that they could each ask God one question before entering.
The Christian pastor went first and asked, "God, when will the world end?" God replied, "In three days."
Shocked, the Muslim imam asked, "God, what will happen to my followers after the world ends?" God answered, "They will join me in paradise."
Curious, the Hindu pandit asked, "God, what is the purpose of life?" God smiled and said, "To seek me in all things and find oneness with the divine."
I hope you enjoyed that joke! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Three religious men - a Christian pastor, a Muslim imam, and a Hindu pandit - all arrived at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter welcomed them and mentioned that they could each ask God one question before entering.
The Christian pastor went first and asked, "God, when will the world end?" God replied, "In three days."
Shocked, the Muslim imam asked, "God, what will happen to my followers after the world ends?" God answered, "They will join me in paradise."
Curious, the Hindu pandit asked, "God, what is the purpose of life?" God smiled and said, "To seek me in all things and find oneness with the divine."
I hope you enjoyed that joke! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Do another about a Baptist, An Apostolic, and a Pentecostal christian!
Sure, here's a joke with a Baptist, an Apostolic, and a Pentecostal Christian:
A Baptist, an Apostolic, and a Pentecostal Christian were on a plane that was about to crash. Each one started praying fervently for their salvation.
The Baptist said, "Lord, forgive me for my sins and take me to heaven."
The Apostolic fervently prayed, "Lord, I have been faithful and righteous, please save me."
The Pentecostal cried out, "Lord, give me one more chance to shout hallelujah before I go!"
I hope that brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you would like to hear more jokes.
A Baptist, an Apostolic, and a Pentecostal Christian were on a plane that was about to crash. Each one started praying fervently for their salvation.
The Baptist said, "Lord, forgive me for my sins and take me to heaven."
The Apostolic fervently prayed, "Lord, I have been faithful and righteous, please save me."
The Pentecostal cried out, "Lord, give me one more chance to shout hallelujah before I go!"
I hope that brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you would like to hear more jokes.
DO ANOTHER LOL!
Of course, here's another joke for you with a Baptist, an Apostolic, and a Pentecostal Christian:
A Baptist, an Apostolic, and a Pentecostal Christian were standing on the edge of a cliff. Suddenly, the ground beneath them gave way, and they started falling.
The Baptist said, "I trust in the Lord to save me!" and miraculously landed on a rock ledge halfway down the cliff.
The Apostolic cried out, "I have faith that God will protect me!" and landed on a tree branch further down the cliff, safely suspended in the air.
The Pentecostal, as he was falling, shouted, "Praise the Lord for His mercy and grace!" and just before hitting the ground, he mysteriously floated back up to safety.
They all looked at each other in amazement and the Pentecostal said, "Well, that's the power of a Holy Ghost rescue mission!"
I hope that gave you a laugh! Let me know if you'd like to hear more jokes.
A Baptist, an Apostolic, and a Pentecostal Christian were standing on the edge of a cliff. Suddenly, the ground beneath them gave way, and they started falling.
The Baptist said, "I trust in the Lord to save me!" and miraculously landed on a rock ledge halfway down the cliff.
The Apostolic cried out, "I have faith that God will protect me!" and landed on a tree branch further down the cliff, safely suspended in the air.
The Pentecostal, as he was falling, shouted, "Praise the Lord for His mercy and grace!" and just before hitting the ground, he mysteriously floated back up to safety.
They all looked at each other in amazement and the Pentecostal said, "Well, that's the power of a Holy Ghost rescue mission!"
I hope that gave you a laugh! Let me know if you'd like to hear more jokes.
Got any more like that?
I'm glad you enjoyed that joke! Here's another one for you:
A Baptist, an Apostolic, and a Pentecostal Christian were stranded on a deserted island. As they explored their surroundings, they came across a lamp. They rubbed the lamp, and a genie appeared.
The genie granted each of them one wish. The Baptist wished to be rescued and brought back home. Poof! He disappeared.
The Apostolic wished for a boat to sail back to civilization. Poof! A boat appeared before him.
The Pentecostal looked around, thought for a moment, and then exclaimed, "Bring back the Baptist and the boat. We're having a church service here!"
I hope that joke brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more jokes.
A Baptist, an Apostolic, and a Pentecostal Christian were stranded on a deserted island. As they explored their surroundings, they came across a lamp. They rubbed the lamp, and a genie appeared.
The genie granted each of them one wish. The Baptist wished to be rescued and brought back home. Poof! He disappeared.
The Apostolic wished for a boat to sail back to civilization. Poof! A boat appeared before him.
The Pentecostal looked around, thought for a moment, and then exclaimed, "Bring back the Baptist and the boat. We're having a church service here!"
I hope that joke brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more jokes.
got another?
Absolutely! Here's another joke for you:
A Baptist, an Apostolic, and a Pentecostal Christian were all attending a church conference together. During a break, they decided to go for a walk in the nearby woods.
As they were walking, they stumbled upon a mysterious old lamp. They rubbed the lamp, and a genie appeared.
The genie granted them each one wish. The Baptist wished for peace and harmony in the world. The Apostolic wished for prosperity and success for all believers. The Pentecostal, with a twinkle in his eye, wished for a lifetime supply of holy water and an endless song of praise!
I hope that joke brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more jokes.
A Baptist, an Apostolic, and a Pentecostal Christian were all attending a church conference together. During a break, they decided to go for a walk in the nearby woods.
As they were walking, they stumbled upon a mysterious old lamp. They rubbed the lamp, and a genie appeared.
The genie granted them each one wish. The Baptist wished for peace and harmony in the world. The Apostolic wished for prosperity and success for all believers. The Pentecostal, with a twinkle in his eye, wished for a lifetime supply of holy water and an endless song of praise!
I hope that joke brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more jokes.