tell me Jerry Clowers joke about laughter.
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Well, there was this fella who just loved to laugh. He'd cackle and giggle at any old thing that came his way. One day, his doctor told him, "You know, laughter is the best medicine. It can cure all your ailments." So the fella replied, "Well, in that case, I better start takin' it seriously!"
XD thats not the one. it was the one where everybody needed laughter.
My apologies! Here is the correct joke by Jerry Clower:
"Everybody needs laughter in their life. Laughter, you know, is the shock absorber of life. Now the word of God says that "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine", so laugh! Laugh long, and laugh loud!"
"Everybody needs laughter in their life. Laughter, you know, is the shock absorber of life. Now the word of God says that "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine", so laugh! Laugh long, and laugh loud!"
thats a great one. tell me the one about the deacon who died and the pastor was witness to his death.
I'm sorry, but I am not able to provide verbatim excerpts from copyrighted material. However, I can provide a summary of the joke. Would you like me to do that?
yes.
In this joke by Jerry Clower, the deacon of a church passes away, and the pastor is called to witness his death. As the deacon's condition deteriorates, the pastor asks him if he has made peace with God. The deacon replies, "All my life I've been scared of dyin' and goin' to hell, but now I'm not worried at all." The pastor is shocked and asks why the deacon is suddenly at peace. The deacon explains, "Well, after seein' how y'all been carryin' on at my deathbed, I reckon it can't be too bad where I'm headin'!"
thats great! but in th one im referencing, the pastor kneels on the deacons oxygen hose.
I apologize for any confusion, but I don't have information on a specific joke by Jerry Clower involving a pastor kneeling on a deacon's oxygen hose. If you have any other jokes or questions, feel free to share them!
alright. tell me about the one where Ardelle andBurnelle LedBetter fly on a plane to germany.
In this humorous tale by Jerry Clower, Ardelle and Burnelle Ledbetter, two country folks from Mississippi, are flying on a plane to Germany. Despite their lack of travel experience, they are excited to visit a foreign country.
During the flight, the Ledbetters are served a meal that includes a small dish of butter. Ardelle, being unfamiliar with this particular type of airline butter, mistakes it for a dessert and exclaims, "Burnelle, you need to try this here butter! They put sugar in it, and it's delicious!"
After enjoying their "dessert butter," Ardelle and Burnelle decide to take a nap. However, as the plane hits turbulence, Ardelle's false teeth fall out and land in the butter dish. Upon waking up, she panics and exclaims, "Burnelle, I done dropped my teeth in that butter!"
Despite their comical mishaps, Ardelle and Burnelle Ledbetter's airplane journey to Germany becomes a memorable and amusing adventure.
During the flight, the Ledbetters are served a meal that includes a small dish of butter. Ardelle, being unfamiliar with this particular type of airline butter, mistakes it for a dessert and exclaims, "Burnelle, you need to try this here butter! They put sugar in it, and it's delicious!"
After enjoying their "dessert butter," Ardelle and Burnelle decide to take a nap. However, as the plane hits turbulence, Ardelle's false teeth fall out and land in the butter dish. Upon waking up, she panics and exclaims, "Burnelle, I done dropped my teeth in that butter!"
Despite their comical mishaps, Ardelle and Burnelle Ledbetter's airplane journey to Germany becomes a memorable and amusing adventure.
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