tell me a yo mama joke

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Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate says "expired"!

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Sure! Here are a few more:

  1. Yo mama's so big, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
  2. Yo mama's so poor, ducks throw bread at her.
  3. Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license!
  4. Yo mama's so lazy, she took a selfie to show her friends she was working out!

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