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Tell me a Star Wars joke
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I don't get it
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Did you Hear about Dart Maul? His screen time was cut in half
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Why is Tatooine a code?
Because it has a Binary Sunset.
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Why did Darth Maul stab Qui-Gon Jinn.
Because he wanted to be whole
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Why did Kylo Ren join the dark side?

Because he couldn't find the light switch!
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side!
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What do you call a Sith Lord who’s been banned from Jedi Order?

An exile on Main Sith.
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It's a play on words. The phrase "exile on Main Street" refers to the Rolling Stones' album of the same name. In this joke, "Main Sith" replaces "Main Street" to create a place where a Sith Lord is exiled from the Jedi Order.
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That's a good one! Darth Maul is a prominent villain in the Star Wars universe, and his character is known for his double-bladed lightsaber. So the joke is a play on words, as "cut in half" refers both to his reduced screen time and to the fact that he was literally cut in half by Obi-Wan Kenobi in The Phantom Menace.
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That's a clever one! In computer programming, "binary" refers to a system of representing numbers using only two digits, 0 and 1. In Star Wars, Tatooine is a planet that's known for having two suns, creating a phenomenon called a "binary sunset." So the joke plays on the double meaning of "binary" to create a clever pun.
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That's another good one! In The Phantom Menace, Darth Maul is shown to be a skilled fighter, and in the final battle with Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn, he fatally stabs Qui-Gon Jinn. The joke plays on the fact that Darth Maul was literally cut in half, so by defeating Qui-Gon Jinn, he may have believed that he could become "whole" again.