tell me 20 yo mama joke

Answer 1

Sure, here are some classic "yo mama" jokes for you:

1. Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate says "expired."
2. Yo mama's so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
3. Yo mama's so big, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
4. Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
5. Yo mama's so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
6. Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture.
7. Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. Yo mama's so lazy, she took a picture of the food instead of cooking it.
9. Yo mama's so fat, she uses the Grand Canyon as a bathtub.
10. Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
11. Yo mama's so poor, ducks throw bread at her.
12. Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless internet connection.
13. Yo mama's so tall, she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
14. Yo mama's so dirty, she makes garbage look clean.
15. Yo mama's so scary, even ghosts are afraid of her.
16. Yo mama's so slow, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
17. Yo mama's so big, when she skips breakfast, the stock market drops.
18. Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
19. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
20. Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "One at a time, please!"

Remember, they’re all in good fun!

Answer 2

50 more

Answer 3

Sure! Here are 50 more "yo mama" jokes:

21. Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
22. Yo mama's so short, she has to jump on the bed to put on her cat's collar.
23. Yo mama's so big, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
24. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to get a haircut.
25. Yo mama's so ugly, her reflection looks away.
26. Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.
27. Yo mama's so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
28. Yo mama's so lazy, she took a day off just to relax.
29. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
30. Yo mama's so old, she knew the backstreet boys when they were a barbershop quartet.
31. Yo mama's so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
32. Yo mama's so clumsy, she makes me look like a gymnast.
33. Yo mama's so tall, she went to the Grand Canyon and it was just a hole in the ground.
34. Yo mama's so dirty, she makes trash look like a museum exhibit.
35. Yo mama's so scary, even the monsters under the bed won't come out.
36. Yo mama's so slow, it takes her an hour to watch 60 Minutes.
37. Yo mama's so big, when she heard it was chilly outside, she ran out with a bowl.
38. Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
39. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to go to the dentist, so she visits the tooth fairy instead.
40. Yo mama's so dumb, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
41. Yo mama's so lazy, she puts her groceries on her nightstand so she doesn’t have to walk to the kitchen.
42. Yo mama's so big, when she wears a swimsuit, people yell, "Tsunami!"
43. Yo mama's so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
44. Yo mama's so hairy, when she goes to the beach, seagulls land on her.
45. Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund check.
46. Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.
47. Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a Rainbow, Skittles popped out.
48. Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
49. Yo mama's so poor, she has to use a coupon to get into the zoo.
50. Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless connection.
51. Yo mama's so tall, she uses the Empire State Building as a selfie stick.
52. Yo mama's so old, she took her first selfie with a Polaroid camera.
53. Yo mama's so fat, when she walks into a room, she doesn't fit.
54. Yo mama's so ugly, the mirror broke just to escape her.
55. Yo mama's so hairy, she sheds more than my dog.
56. Yo mama's so dumb, she thought an exorcist was a person who worked for the IRS.
57. Yo mama's so lazy, she has a remote for her remote.
58. Yo mama's so big, when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck.
59. Yo mama's so old, she was around when the Dead Sea was just sick.
60. Yo mama's so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Hope you enjoyed them! Remember, they're all in good humor!

Answer 4

20 more

Answer 5

Of course! Here are 20 more "yo mama" jokes for you:

61. Yo mama's so old, her first pet was a dinosaur.
62. Yo mama's so short, she has to use a ladder to pick her nose.
63. Yo mama's so big, she wears a size 5X and makes the number 7 look small.
64. Yo mama's so poor, she greets the mailman with a "Thank you for my free samples!"
65. Yo mama's so ugly, she made the Mona Lisa look like a supermodel.
66. Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to the beach, the lifeguard yelled, "Shark!"
67. Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund policy.
68. Yo mama's so lazy, she checks her email while lying down... in a hammock.
69. Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it yells, "To be continued!"
70. Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit for the Flintstones.
71. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to make a pot of coffee.
72. Yo mama's so clumsy, she falls up the stairs.
73. Yo mama's so tall, she needs a passport to walk into a room.
74. Yo mama's so dirty, her computer has a virus just from being around her.
75. Yo mama's so scary, even the Grim Reaper won't come for her.
76. Yo mama's so slow, it took her an hour to watch a 60 Minutes episode.
77. Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
78. Yo mama's so old, she was in the original cast of "The Wizard of Oz."
79. Yo mama's so poor, she went to a night club and put a quarter in the parking meter.
80. Yo mama's so dumb, she put her money in the blender to make liquid assets.

Hope you enjoy these too! Remember, they're all just for fun!