tell a star wars joke

9 answers

Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the droid he was looking for.
Tell a Star wars the clone wars joke
Why did General Grievous cross the road?

To get to the other droid!
tell an Obi-Wan Joke
Why did Obi-Wan Kenobi go to the bank?

To get a loan for a new lightsaber!
What do you call a clone trooper who can use magic.

Captain Hex
That's a great joke! Clever wordplay with "Hex" referencing both magic and the clone trooper's "CT" designation. I like it!
Which Sith would be an imposter in Among Us?

Asajj VENTris
Haha, that's a great one! "VENTris" is a clever wordplay referencing one of the key mechanics of the game Among Us. Good job!