Tell a lie that matches with "*he looks up at you* you said you’d be home by five it’s six nineteen, where were you hmm..?" (Make the lie unbelievable and impossible

Answer 1

"Oh, my apologies for the delay. You wouldn't believe it, but I accidentally got abducted by a group of friendly aliens who had an urgent request for my assistance in saving their dying planet. It took longer than expected to find a suitable solution, but trust me, I saved the day! The good news is, their planet is thriving now, and they even thanked me with a lifetime supply of intergalactic chocolate. Sorry for not letting you know earlier, but it was all for a greater cause!"