Super super creepy but funny things to say

Answer 1

1. "I always feel like somebody's watching me...and I think they're hiding in my closet."
2. "I love the sound of children laughing...especially when it's coming from the abandoned playground behind my house."
3. "I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in that strange shadow figure that follows me everywhere."
4. "If I ever go missing, just know that my ghost is probably still roaming the halls of this house."
5. "I heard a voice whispering 'you're next' in my ear last night...but it's probably just the wind, right?"
6. "I found a doll that looks exactly like me in an old abandoned house...should I be worried?"
7. "Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and see a figure standing at the foot of my bed...but it's probably just my sleep paralysis acting up again."
8. "I keep finding random strands of hair in my house, even though I live alone...maybe it's just a friendly ghost trying to keep me company."
9. "I swear I saw a face staring at me from the mirror, but when I turned around, no one was there...so I guess I have a new roommate now."
10. "I love going for walks in the woods at night, especially when I can hear faint whispers coming from the trees."