Sure, here are some super funny and cringy jokes for you!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
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I used to play piano by ear, But now I use my hands!
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What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Hope these brought a smile to your face or at least a groan!