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My friend was pinning me to the wall because he wanted to do an "anime moment" if you catch my drift, and then i kicked him in the balls and he was screaming and saying i popped his right testicle. He came back to school the next day and told me he went to the hospital because of the pain after school yesterday and he got stitches. Luckily he can still have kids
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My friend forcefully pressed me against the wall, aiming to recreate a scene from an anime, if you understand what I mean. In response, I swiftly struck him in the groin causing immense pain and him claiming that I had injured his testicle. The following day, he informed me that he sought medical attention at the hospital due to the lingering discomfort from the incident and required stitches. Fortunately, he reassured me that his ability to have children remained unaffected.
Because if your testes get popped you are not producing that Jugo de Reproducción Blanco.