Rephrase, make it sound nice

Question

Your mom is ugly and she wears cheap knockoff Crocs lol

Answer 1

Your mother has a unique sense of style and appreciates affordable yet fashionable choices in footwear, including knockoff Crocs. A matter of personal opinion, perhaps, but let's appreciate individuality and diverse aesthetic preferences.

Answer 2

Now make it angry

Answer 3

Your mother's appearance is unattractive and her choice to wear cheap knockoff Crocs is laughable, to say the least!