Read: Read the following pieces from SHORT that play with forms as constraints for playing in prose:

Max Frisch, “Catalogue” (p. 109-110); Business Letters: Robert Walser’s “The Job Application” (p. 61). Instructions: Margaret Atwood’s “Instructions for the Third Eye” (p. 170). Tests: W. S. Merwin’s “Make This Simple Test” (p. 135). Recipes: Guillaume Apollinaire’s “Little Recipes from Modern Magic” (p. 64), Joe Wenderoth's "In Response..." (p. 236).
Write: Choose one form (catalogue, business letter, instructions, test or quiz, or recipe) inspired by the readings to write a short prose piece (aim for about 1 page double-spaced). Write

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Instructions for Hosting a Dinner Party

  1. Prepare Your Mindset
    Take a deep breath and exhale any anxiety about the event. Remember: a dinner party is not an exam, and your guests are not critics. They are friends, here to share laughter, stories, and possibly too much wine.

  2. Choose Your Guests Wisely
    Assemble a diverse group of individuals. Include at least one person who knows how to mix cocktails, one who can make everyone laugh, and one who will elevate the conversation with intriguing anecdotes. Do not invite the cousin who talks politics during dinner.

  3. Set the Date and Time
    Select a date at least two weeks in advance. Time should be after 7 PM, when the sun has set, but not too late—the dinner party must finish before the clock strikes midnight, lest the magic of the night fades into sleepiness.

  4. Create the Menu
    Starter: Choose a light appetizer. Something like bruschetta with tomatoes and basil will whet the appetite.
    Main Course: Consider a pasta or roasted chicken, which can be prepared in advance. Avoid anything too spicy if you are unsure of your guests' palates.
    Dessert: A simple chocolate mousse is advisable, as it can be made a day prior. Pair it with freshly whipped cream and berries for an elegant finish.

  5. Shop for Ingredients
    Compile a list of ingredients you’ll need. Remember that some items may be in your pantry already, so double-check before purchasing. Be mindful of allergies—ask guests in advance if they have dietary restrictions.

  6. Design the Atmosphere
    Set the table with care. Use candles for warmth and a beautiful tablecloth, but avoid anything too flashy that distracts from the conversation. Soft music should fill the background; nothing too intrusive, perhaps some jazz or classical pieces that stimulate rather than overpower.

  7. Prepare Your Space
    Clean your kitchen and dining area. A tidy environment creates a welcoming atmosphere. Maybe arrange fresh flowers in a simple vase, but ensure they do not dominate the center of the table.

  8. Cook with Love
    Start cooking a few hours before guests arrive. Allow your dishes to simmer and scents to fill your home. Channel your inner chef; savor the process as much as the outcome.

  9. Greet Guests with an Open Heart
    As guests arrive, welcome them with a warm smile and drink of choice—perhaps a refreshing spritzer or a glass of your best red wine. Engage in small talk to ease into the evening.

  10. Savor Each Moment
    During dinner, encourage conversation. Share stories, laugh over silly memories, and linger over dessert. Allow the evening to unfold organically. Refill glasses and plates as needed, and revel in the togetherness.

  11. Conclude Gracefully
    As the evening comes to a close, express gratitude to your guests for their presence. Do not rush them out the door; allow them to linger just a bit longer, enjoying the warmth of the evening’s camaraderie.

  12. Reflect and Learn
    After they leave, take a moment to reflect on what went well and what you might improve for next time. The beauty of hosting is the opportunity to create, connect, and grow with each gathering.

Follow these instructions closely, but remember: the best dinner parties come from the heart, not from perfection. Breathe, smile, and enjoy.

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