random funny absurd questions

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1. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, would you choose bacon or pickles?

2. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

3. If you could have any superpower, but it could only be used for incredibly mundane tasks, what would it be?

4. If animals could talk, which one do you think would be the rudest?

5. If you were a potato, how would you feel about being turned into French fries?

6. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? And more importantly, does anyone care?

7. Would you rather have fingers for toes or toes for fingers?

8. If you could have any celebrity be your personal assistant, who would it be and why?

9. If you were a ghost, where would you haunt and what pranks would you pull?

10. If you could swap lives with any inanimate object, what would it be and why?