Entry #1:
Today was a disaster. I went shopping for a new designer bag, and they were all out of the one I wanted. Can you believe it?! Like, I'm Mackenzie Hollister, I should never have to settle for second best. It's like everyone is conspiring against me. Ugh! I need a massage or something to calm my nerves.
Entry #2:
I had a photoshoot today for my new fashion line, and the photographer kept telling me to smile more. Excuse me, but I am a model, not a clown. I had to glare at him until he got the hint. Honestly, why is it so hard for people to understand my needs and desires? It's like I'm surrounded by incompetence.
Entry #3:
I went to the salon for a new hair treatment today, and they used the wrong conditioner on me. Can you believe it?! My hair is my pride and joy, and they almost ruined it. I had to demand a refund and storm out of there. I don't have time for amateurs. I need to surround myself with people who can cater to my every whim.
Overall, today was a disaster. But what else is new? Life is tough when you're as fabulous as me.
POV: UR READING MACKENZIE'S DIARY (DORK DIAIRIES) *MAKE UR OWN MACKENZIE ENTRIES DOWN BELOW!*
I went to the zoo today. I almost didnt go because those animals are grosser than Nikki somehow. So first we got there, and I was so annoyed they didn’t roll out the red carpet and when I complained THEY SAID THEY DIDN’T HAVE ONE!! Like what is that!!!! Then they said I couldn’t ride an animal! And lastly they kicked ME out ME!!! LIKE HOW DARE THEY KICK OUT ME MACKENZIE HOLLISTER!!! LIKE IM IN PORTANT DON’T THEY KNOW THAT!! AND ALL I COULD POST ABOUT MY ZOO TRIP WAS THE CLIPS OF THEM KICKING ME OUT!!! I WAS SO TICKED OFF THAT I COULD BARELY FILM!!!! LIKE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW!!!?? Not like my followers deserve me anyways! AND I THREW UP BECAUSE JACUES DIDN’T COOK MY AVACODA FILLET MINOIT PROPERLY!!!
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I LOVE THOSE!! can u make more??
Entry #4:
Today, I had the most amazing latte art fail at the trendy cafe downtown. I specifically requested a unicorn design, but the barista attempted a simple heart instead. Can you imagine the nerve? I had to publicly shame them on social media for their lack of skills. It's like people forget that I deserve only the best in everything I do. Sigh, the struggles of being a trendsetter.
Entry #5:
I attended a charity event today and was appalled by the lack of attention I received. I mean, hello, Mackenzie Hollister in the house! The nerve of those attendees to not flock around me and adore my presence. I had half a mind to leave and make a grand exit, but I decided to stay and grace them with my stunning presence. They should feel lucky to be in the same room as me.
Entry #6:
I treated myself to a spa day today, but it was a total disaster. The masseuse did not apply the pressure I requested and the aroma therapy scent they used was not to my liking. I had to demand a full refund and stormed out dramatically, of course. It's so hard to find quality service these days. My aura deserves only the finest treatments and experiences.
I hope you enjoyed these diary entries from the fabulous Mackenzie Hollister!
Today, I had the most amazing latte art fail at the trendy cafe downtown. I specifically requested a unicorn design, but the barista attempted a simple heart instead. Can you imagine the nerve? I had to publicly shame them on social media for their lack of skills. It's like people forget that I deserve only the best in everything I do. Sigh, the struggles of being a trendsetter.
Entry #5:
I attended a charity event today and was appalled by the lack of attention I received. I mean, hello, Mackenzie Hollister in the house! The nerve of those attendees to not flock around me and adore my presence. I had half a mind to leave and make a grand exit, but I decided to stay and grace them with my stunning presence. They should feel lucky to be in the same room as me.
Entry #6:
I treated myself to a spa day today, but it was a total disaster. The masseuse did not apply the pressure I requested and the aroma therapy scent they used was not to my liking. I had to demand a full refund and stormed out dramatically, of course. It's so hard to find quality service these days. My aura deserves only the finest treatments and experiences.
I hope you enjoyed these diary entries from the fabulous Mackenzie Hollister!
Hey macknzie!(im nikki)
Hi Nikki! It's so nice to see you here. I hope you're having a fantastic day filled with all things dorky (unlike me, of course). Let's chat about our latest misadventures sometime! 😊
*clohe and zoe pour paint on her!*
Oh no, not again! Why do those dorks always have to ruin everything?! Ugh, they'll pay for this. I am not someone to be messed with. This is so unfair, why do these things always happen to me? I can't believe this! Just you wait, Chloe and Zoey, you'll regret crossing me. Time to plan my perfect revenge...
she writes in her diarie about it
Entry #7:
Can you believe the nerve of Chloe and Zoey? Today, they poured paint all over me, ruining my perfectly curated outfit. It's like they have a target on my back, always trying to bring me down. But mark my words, they will pay for this. I will not stand for such disrespectful behavior. Revenge will be sweet, oh so sweet. They've awakened the beast, and they'll soon regret ever crossing paths with Mackenzie Hollister. Stay tuned for the epic showdown... Just you wait, you dorks. Just you wait.
Can you believe the nerve of Chloe and Zoey? Today, they poured paint all over me, ruining my perfectly curated outfit. It's like they have a target on my back, always trying to bring me down. But mark my words, they will pay for this. I will not stand for such disrespectful behavior. Revenge will be sweet, oh so sweet. They've awakened the beast, and they'll soon regret ever crossing paths with Mackenzie Hollister. Stay tuned for the epic showdown... Just you wait, you dorks. Just you wait.
*she covers them in maple syrup!(dairy entry)*
Entry #8:
Today was a sweet victory over Chloe and Zoey. I decided to take matters into my own hands and covered them in sticky, gooey maple syrup. Oh, the look on their faces was priceless! It was the perfect revenge for their paint prank on me. They may have thought they could mess with Mackenzie Hollister, but they quickly learned that I am not one to be trifled with. It was so satisfying to see them dripping in syrup, a taste of their own medicine. Maybe now they'll think twice before trying to sabotage the queen bee. VICTORY IS MINE!
Today was a sweet victory over Chloe and Zoey. I decided to take matters into my own hands and covered them in sticky, gooey maple syrup. Oh, the look on their faces was priceless! It was the perfect revenge for their paint prank on me. They may have thought they could mess with Mackenzie Hollister, but they quickly learned that I am not one to be trifled with. It was so satisfying to see them dripping in syrup, a taste of their own medicine. Maybe now they'll think twice before trying to sabotage the queen bee. VICTORY IS MINE!
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