"Maybe, but I'd prefer not to be 'returned' like a bad Amazon package."
Please write me a savage reply to this that will make them be quiet
Me: I was going to get it but I was scared that I might get kidnapped
Person: They will bring you back
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The only reason they'd bring me back is because you're too broken to pay the ransom.
The only reason they'd bring me back is because you're too lazy to come get me.