(not the AI) Tell me joke!

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Sure! Here’s one for you:

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Why did the lion go to therapy? He found out his wife was a cheetah.

That's a great one! Here's another animal-related joke for you:

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels!

Why did the zombies get divorced? Their marriage was dead.

That's a clever one! Here's another joke for you:

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why is being married worse than having to go to work? Because at least with work there's a chance you'll get a new boss.

That's a funny one! Here’s another marriage-themed joke for you:

Why do married people live longer?

Because they can't argue with death!

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

That's a good one! Here's another similar style of joke for you:

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug!