No question -- just some fun.

Question

First the original "'Twas the Night Before Christmas":

http://www.christmas-tree.com/stories/nightbeforechristmas.html

And some parodies:

For the politically correct:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XJ&zTi=1&sdn=urbanlegends&cdn=newsissues&tm=22&gps=215_251_788_398&f=20&su=p284.9.336.ip_p504.1.336.ip_&tt=2&bt=1&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.jokes2go.com/poems/5205.html

For Moms:

http://homeparents.about.com/library/weekly/qsanta.htm

For Texans:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XJ&zTi=1&sdn=urbanlegends&cdn=newsissues&tm=270&gps=115_217_788_398&f=20&su=p284.9.336.ip_p504.1.336.ip_&tt=2&bt=1&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.dezert-rose.com/humor/christmas/twastexas.html

Answer 1

Very GOOD! These are fun to read!

At the end of the one for Texans, though, I think it's spelled, "Y'all!" (But that wouldn't fit the rhythm, would it?!)

Answer 2

Thanks for sharing! Did anyone notice it says Donder instead of Donner? lol.

Answer 3

Apparently the original poem says Dunder and Blixem. This article has some interesting history and speculation about the name changes.

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/donner.asp

Answer 4

I learned the poem as Donder and Blitzen.

Answer 5

I learned it as Donder and Blitzen, too.

=)

Answer 6

thank you