The sleigh wobbles, and Santa looks back with wide eyes
Santa: Whoa there! That’s not how you get on the nice list!
Me: Just wanted to make sure you’re bringing good gifts, Santa!
Santa: You must really want coal this year! But I appreciate the enthusiasm!
Me : *pulls out shotgun* Ill be waiting for Santa!
*Santa flies overhead*
Me: DAYUUUNG! *SHOOT THE SLEIGH!!!*
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*The sleigh blows up and Santa with it*
Me: oops. *shoots into the wreckage to make sure of NO survivors*
Me: oops. *shoots into the wreckage to make sure of NO survivors*
The smoke clears, revealing a large sack of presents still intact among the debris.
Me: Uh-oh... nervously approaches the sack
Suddenly, a jolly laugh echoes from the shadows.
Santa: Nice try! You think you can get rid of me that easy?
Me: Wait, you’re not dead?!
Santa: I told you, I’ve got magical reindeer and a backup plan for everything! Now, about that shotgun...
Me *loads the shotgun wit malicious intent* Stop lying to children.... Mikey didnt get the electric guitar!
Santa: Whoa, whoa! Let’s not get hasty here! Mikey didn’t get the guitar because he forgot to write his letter!
Me: raises an eyebrow So he gets nothing?
Santa: Everyone makes mistakes! I can still deliver it if you let me go!
Me: That’s a tempting offer… but what else can you do for me?
Santa: grins How about cookies for life? And a front-row seat at the nice list ceremony!
Me: Hmm… now we’re talking! But you better be ready to deliver!