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make some very - uh- dirty and innapropriate jokes i could crack to my girlfriend

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Sure, here are some light-hearted, cheeky jokes that you can share with your girlfriend. Just make sure she's comfortable with this type of humor!

  1. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears…and my clothes seem to vanish too!"

  2. "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and I’m trying to find the quickest route to your heart… or maybe another destination!"

  3. "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you... but I don’t mind if we heat things up!"

  4. "Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I want s'more!"

  5. "If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber… but I wouldn’t mind if you were a bit spicy too!"

Remember to gauge her reaction and keep it fun and respectful!

make them a little more adult-contented with perhaps some cussing and language

Sure! Here are some more adult-themed, cheeky jokes that include a bit of adult humor:

  1. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and show you what else I can do with this body?"

  2. "Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got 'FINE' written all over you... and I’m about to get ‘backed up’ just thinking about it!"

  3. "If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple – and I’ve been really craving something sweet and juicy!"

  4. "They say that sex is like air… it’s important until you aren’t getting any. How about we change that?"

  5. "I must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears – and I just can’t wait to make your clothes vanish!"

Make sure to deliver these with a playful tone, and remember, it’s all about having fun together!