make a hilarious 'Jack Reacher Knows That... ' joke that refelcts his rugged drifter personality...

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Jack Reacher knows that when it comes to finding a place to stay, a barstool at a dive is just as good as a five-star hotel—as long as there’s a free bowl of peanuts and a half-empty bottle of bourbon!

nah, try something else...

Jack Reacher knows that when life gives you lemons, you just find a way to turn them into a makeshift weapon—because in his world, even fruit can be a tool for self-defense!

add coffee to the joke...

Jack Reacher knows that when life gives you lemons and a bad cup of coffee, you don't just make lemonade—you brew a strong cup of black coffee and use it to fuel your escape from wherever that mess came from!