If your friend tries to roast you with this line “ Hi bob!”, but apparently your name is not bob and ur a girl, How to roast back?

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You could respond with a witty comeback like, "Nice try! If you're going to roast me, at least learn my name first. It's not 'Bob,' but if you keep up this level of roasting, I might start calling you 'Burnt Toast'!"

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Sure! Here are five more comebacks you can use:

  1. "Hey there! If I wanted to be called Bob, I’d start hanging out with your imagination more often!"

  2. "Wow, calling me Bob? I didn’t know you were into historical figures. Should I start preparing my speech for the next convention?"

  3. "Cute try! But if you want to roast me, you might want to come up with something a bit more original than a name mix-up!"

  4. "Bob? Is that the best you’ve got? I thought we were aiming for sizzling, not lukewarm!"

  5. "Nice effort! But I’d appreciate it if you saved your Bob jokes for the comedy club."

Feel free to tweak any of these to match your personality!