I am writing a speech because I am running for student council vice president. The speech is pretty good but I think it needs some humor. Do you have any suggestions?

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I am writing a speech because I am running for student council vice president.  The speech is pretty good but I think it needs some humor. Do you have any suggestions?
p.s. The voters are in elementary school.

Ms. Sue · Answer

This site has some pretty cool jokes. http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ/Ya&sdn=humor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scatty.com%2Fjokes%2Fschool%2Findex.html

Austin · Answer

I had a friend run for student council president last year, He won, during his speech he did a country accent, :) just a suggestion