how do i respond to a text "swear?" in a funny way

Answer 1

Here are a few funny responses you can use:

1. "Only if you promise not to tell my mom!"
2. "I swear I was just about to say something profound... like 'Bananas are fruit!'"
3. "Swear like an oath? Or swear like a sailor? Because I only have one pair of flip-flops."
4. "Sure, but I’ll need a swear jar. We’re gonna make some serious cash!"
5. "I swear I'm not the one eating all the cookies... oh wait, that was me."

Feel free to tweak these to match your personality or relationship with the person!