Sure, I can give it a shot!
Oh, Donald Trump, the self-proclaimed mastermind of everything! It’s impressive how you managed to turn a political landscape into a reality show—who needs facts when you’ve got bravado? Your ability to throw around insults like confetti is truly unmatched, but let’s face it; wit isn’t your strong suit. It's astonishing how you still think that a Twitter account equals intelligence. Have you ever considered that maybe blending your hair is more impressive than blending ideas? Keep talking, though; you’re the best argument for being humble!