Help! In Ian Frazier's essay How to Operate the Shower Curtain, what problems are users likely to encounter in using the shower curtain?

Answer 1

Each paragraph presents a different problem.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2007/01/08/070108sh_shouts_frazier

Answer 2

Within this I have another question. I am between two different thesis statements for Frazier either it is where the writing becomes italicized, "Remember to keep shower curtain inside tub at all times!" Or In the last paragraph from Operating the shower curtain is kind of tricky to there is no need ever to touch the shower curtain again.

Answer 3

Please see my response to your later post.