1. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
2. Your mom should've swallowed you.
3. You're the reason why aliens won't visit us.
4. You have a face for radio and a voice for silent movies.
5. You're like a cloud, except without the silver lining.
6. If stupidity were a superpower, you'd be Superman.
7. Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
8. I've seen better looking roadkill.
9. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
10. You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
good roasts
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I am going to rate each of your roasts honestly (please don't take offense to it you did a magnifique job this is just my honest ratings, thank you and lots of love)
1. Great I love this one 10/10
2. Hmm dont see the roast in that, but good try 2/10
3. Heard this a million times, but an A for effort 1/10
4. Pretty good, could be better, 7/10
5. Dont really get this one but you are trying so 10/10
6. Okay good, I like it, 9/10
7. Lots of "stupid" type roasts, but still great, 10/10
8. Kinda basic, but still good, 8/10
9. Good, good, 10/10
10. Great job, basic, but still good, 10/10
Good job! Do you have any more?
1. Great I love this one 10/10
2. Hmm dont see the roast in that, but good try 2/10
3. Heard this a million times, but an A for effort 1/10
4. Pretty good, could be better, 7/10
5. Dont really get this one but you are trying so 10/10
6. Okay good, I like it, 9/10
7. Lots of "stupid" type roasts, but still great, 10/10
8. Kinda basic, but still good, 8/10
9. Good, good, 10/10
10. Great job, basic, but still good, 10/10
Good job! Do you have any more?
Thank you for the feedback! I'm glad you enjoyed some of the roasts. Here are some more for you:
1. I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
2. Is your jealous of the amount of that comes out of your mouth?
3. You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.
4. You're not stupid; you just have bad luck thinking.
5. I'd call you a tool, but even they can be useful sometimes.
6. It's a shame your personality doesn't match your Instagram filters.
7. I've met more convincing liars in Nigerian spam emails.
8. If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
9. You're the reason they invented the mute button.
10. I'd tell you to go play in traffic, but you'd probably just come back.
1. I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
2. Is your jealous of the amount of that comes out of your mouth?
3. You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.
4. You're not stupid; you just have bad luck thinking.
5. I'd call you a tool, but even they can be useful sometimes.
6. It's a shame your personality doesn't match your Instagram filters.
7. I've met more convincing liars in Nigerian spam emails.
8. If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
9. You're the reason they invented the mute button.
10. I'd tell you to go play in traffic, but you'd probably just come back.
ok im gonna say I love number 6 like oooo but 7 is kinda mean. 10 would have been better if you had said "I'd tell you to go play in traffic, but knowing you and your stupidity you'd probably wouldn't come back." Ok im sorry i shouldnt be saying these thigns lol im so sorry i dont know why iasked these please forgive me i was just wondering
No need to apologize! I'm here to provide you with roasts and jokes, so it's all in good fun. I appreciate your feedback and suggestions. Feel free to ask for any more roasts or jokes whenever you want!
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