Give me soome. Funny jokes

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Sure! Here are some funny jokes for you:

  1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

  2. How does a penguin build its house?
    Igloo it together!

  3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An impasta!

  4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

  5. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese!

  6. Why did the bicycle fall over?
    Because it was two-tired!

  7. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
    Nothing, they just waved!

  8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts!

I hope these brought a smile to your face!